| Ditto
on the paycheck thing.
posted by : kenny
: on Friday, May 30, 2003 @ 22:26 CST
Yes, so now that I've just finished my second week of work I too have recieved my first real paycheck of the summer (it's even "real-er" that Smiley's). On the same outing to Best Buy that he purchased his Coen goodness, I purchased some speedy cd goodness. I decided to finally upgrade from my 12x4x32 Teac burner to a 52x24x52 Sony. See I really wanted the Black Memorex, since I have a dark grey/black case, but the Memorex had no buffer under-run protection. My Teac had BurnProof, and so does Smiley's TDK, but of course not on the memorex. So I had it narrowed down to the TDK, and the Sony. I figured it would be much easier to find a black faceplate replacement for the Sony, which has a very plain front, than for the TDK with it's snazzy blue tray and beige body. Paychecks = FUN! posted by : smiley
: on Friday, May 30, 2003 @ 01:45 CST
After my first real paycheck for the summer I went out and bought myself a couple of DVD's. You see, watching movies is how I like to spend my time when I'm not play Rise of Nations or at work. These two DVD's I bought are the first two DVD's I managed to have cash for in a long, long time. I was hoping they'd be worth my cash, and after watching the first of the two I'd say it was money very well spent. Enough of the suspense here's what I got. posted by : derek
: on Saturday, May 24, 2003 @ 13:20 CST
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![]() Ray Liotta (Tommy) |
![]() William Fichtner (Ken Rosenberg) |
![]() Tom Sizemore (Sonny) |
![]() Dennis Hopper (Steve Scott) |
![]() Luis Guzmán (Ricardo Diaz) |
Burt Reynolds (Avery Carrington) |
![]() Robert Davi "The Guy from Goonies" (Colonel Cortez) |
![]() Danny Trejo "The Guy from Con-Air" (Umberto Robina) |
![]() Gary Busey (Phil Cassidy) |
![]() The Six-Million-Dollar Man (Mitch) |
![]() Fairuza Balk "The Waterboy's Witch" (Mercedes) |
Youree Cleomili Harris (Auntie Poulet) |
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BREAKING NEWS
I thought everyone would be interested ...
Michael Jackson returns to the fro
"Guests
gasped as the 44-year old singer arrived at a Miami restaurant wearing a giant
Afro wig, rhinestone-studded jacket and leather trousers."
Why would anyone be shocked at anything Michael Jackson does or is wearing, that's what I want to know. I wouldn't be shocked if he walked into my house right now wearing a giraffe on his head toting a wagon full of John Cougar Mellencamp records, honestly.
"As his solo career progressed, Jackson underwent plastic surgery and had his skin tone lightened, removing all trace of the cute teenager who once sang alongside his brothers."
This is called a blackendectomy, according to The Onion.
Using
the GTA Vice City Basic trainer from Codename:
Vice (which is basically a window that you run that allows you to hit
Function keys for cheats instead of typing them in) I was able to create massive
instant car pileups by hitting F12 a few times, then launching them into the
sky with F11 (the Blow Up Nearby Vehicles Cheat) as shown below. Also, due
to my extensive cheating, my cheated
Vice City stats are online. They reflect me as being a Total Liar, and
that I have destroyed over $20 million in property damages. My "tru
dat" stats are there too.


Yeah, school is out for the summer and that means it's offical get a job season. After many interviews and phone calls and emails I finally got a job at Logan Aluminum. I'll be stationed in the IS department of this place. Not only that, but I'll be running the show on the weekends. This means I'll be in charge of the entire factory's computer systems. You should see the sever room. Crazy. I'll take some pictures and let you see this nonsense. Not only that, but while I'm at work I'll have a T1 line all to myself.
Also, if you were looking to access the SMiLEY
LOG you need only search MSN for these things:
Daves apartment
pictures of people haveing sex
Maruchan Ramen Noodles (#4)
cheerleaders haveing sex
lauren taylor
japanese rollerblading
Driving home from NOTD HQ BG this morning I beat the crap out of my phone on my steering wheel because the signal was weaker than the Pope's grip. When I got home I found a plethora of news of the day.
First,
in yesterday's USA Today,
Conan will
be all clay animation on Thursday night. They will renact a show originally
aired in October, where guests Johnny Knoxville, comedian Richard Lewis and
music man David Bowie will all be back in clay. "In the Year 2000" will also
be renacted, complete with a claymation Mr. T. Conan: "This may be the best
show we've ever done ... in clay."
Also in Monday's USA Today, John Malkovich talks about his directorial debut The Dancer Upstairs, as well as his new line of suits called John Malkovich Curve of the Earth, due out in August. "I always feel rude, promoting myself or something I've done," Malkovich said.
From CNN and Reuters: "A lawyer who has spent much of his life enjoying Oreo cookies has sued Kraft Foods Inc. seeking to ban the much-loved cookies in California because they contain trans fat, an ingredient he calls inedible." This genius has set up BanTransFats.com. Kraft says 450 billion Oreos have been eaten since 1912 ... I don't see the great Oreo cookie pandemic ...
And
finally the $20 bill: soon to be available in color! In stereo! (where available).
Check
out the front and back specimens. CNN: "New $50 and $100 notes will be
introduced in 2004 and 2005, each with different color schemes. New $5 and
$10 notes might also be introduced. The $1 and $2 notes will not change."
Well I guess not, who the freak counterfiets a one dolla bill y'all? And if
you've got a $2 bill in your pocket, you're so last week.
who's this winner?

(mouseover to see if you're right)

So
I'm sitting in the Pogo Lounge of the Beverly Hills Heights Hotel with a phone
some dwarf brought me ... that's not even close to the original quote by HST;
for that, I apologize. I left the library a little while ago where I was studing
for a political science 1 p.m.-today final exam. I went to White Castle for
some grub and picked up today's fresh Lexington
Herald-Leader and William Shatner's on the front page, below the fold.
Apparently, chilled-horse-semen isn't the cream of the crop.
Shatner
sued over saddlebred semen
Actor's ex-wife unhappy about frozen product
In a civil suit filed late last month, Lafferty claims
that Shatner, an American saddlebred horse breeder who has owned Central Kentucky
horse farms since the mid-1980s, broke an agreement in their 1995 divorce
settlement that specifies those privileges.
...
Under the terms of the divorce settlement, Lafferty was entitled to one breeding
privilege per calendar year. Until this breeding season, the privilege took
the form of Shatner providing Lafferty the semen of Great Day's Came the Son
in "fresh cooled format," the suit said.
It's offical. the first SMiLEY LOG in quite some time has been posted.
And also. go buy Splinter Cell, and me a new graphics card for my PC.
It's lightning outside. I'd better stop here.

Look at that freakin mug shot man, it's such a beast.
ASPEN DAILY
NEWS: DENVER - Gonzo journalist Hunter S. Thompson has married his
longtime assistant in a decidedly un-Gonzo-like ceremony in Aspen.
''He had a nice suit jacket and slacks on. He brought her flowers. That never happens here. We were all impressed with that,'' Pitkin County Deputy Clerk Sherry McIntire said Friday.
Thompson, 66, married Anita Beymuk, 30, in a 20-minute ceremony in the clerk's office April 24.
ESPN
PAGE 2:
My own Marriage was the subject of extreme excitement and big news around
here last week. It dwarfed everything else, including the NBA playoffs, the
Kentucky Derby, Kevin Millwood's no-hitter, Naked Bowling, and the feverish
search for Saddam Hussein in Iraq.
as some of you know, and most of you don't, i am deep in the rap game. while i generally keep my pimp hand strong, i occasionally swerve on suckas who be frontin' they shit. that is why it pleases me immensely to make the following announcement:
rapper ol' dirty bastard has been released from prison and has signed a record contract.
he has decided to go by the new name, "Dirt McGrit".
that's all for now. one love, y'heard?
as some of you know, and most of you don't, i am a complete and utter metal gear fanboy. a few months ago, hideo kojima, producer of the series, made a statement about being hard at work on the next installment; presumably the third in the "metal gear solid" series, which has been a hit on PSone and PS2 alike. more recently, it was announced that such game would be featured at the E3 (Electronic Entertainment Expo) in the middle of May. Like a monkey in a banana factory, I was giddy with excitement.
So what does Konami do today? They announce
a redesign/revamp of Metal Gear Solid 1, using the Metal Gear Solid 2 engine/technology...
...for GAMECUBE. >_<