Ditto on the paycheck thing.
posted by : kenny : on Friday, May 30, 2003 @ 22:26 CST

Yes, so now that I've just finished my second week of work I too have recieved my first real paycheck of the summer (it's even "real-er" that Smiley's). On the same outing to Best Buy that he purchased his Coen goodness, I purchased some speedy cd goodness. I decided to finally upgrade from my 12x4x32 Teac burner to a 52x24x52 Sony. See I really wanted the Black Memorex, since I have a dark grey/black case, but the Memorex had no buffer under-run protection. My Teac had BurnProof, and so does Smiley's TDK, but of course not on the memorex. So I had it narrowed down to the TDK, and the Sony. I figured it would be much easier to find a black faceplate replacement for the Sony, which has a very plain front, than for the TDK with it's snazzy blue tray and beige body.

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Paychecks = FUN!
posted by : smiley : on Friday, May 30, 2003 @ 01:45 CST

After my first real paycheck for the summer I went out and bought myself a couple of DVD's. You see, watching movies is how I like to spend my time when I'm not play Rise of Nations or at work. These two DVD's I bought are the first two DVD's I managed to have cash for in a long, long time. I was hoping they'd be worth my cash, and after watching the first of the two I'd say it was money very well spent.

Enough of the suspense here's what I got.

Barton Fink - This is the one I watched earlier tonight. The skinny on it is this writer, Barton Fink (as played by John Turturro, who gives a superior performance), gets some real credit writing plays in New York, so much so that some film producers in LA catch wind of this and hire him on contract to write some pictures for their studio. Fink reluctantly agrees to meet with these people and take the job. What ensues afterwords can only be best described by watching the film yourself. This movies' strong point is how it draws you into the story so well, with characters like Goodman as Charlie Meadows it's so easy to get wrapped up in it all. I recommend this movie to anyone. Go buy, now.

Miller's Crossing - Another Coen film that I deemed a necessary buy to nearly complete my Coen Brother's collection. Having not seen either of the two films I bought both of them on merit alone. Here's how IMDB describes it: "Tom Reagan, an advisor to a Prohibition-era crime boss, tries to keep the peace between warring mobs but gets caught in divided loyalties." With Gabriel Byrne leading this one I'm not sure how it could go wrong. Oh, and also both movies contain Steve Buscemi, always a bonus.

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Hollywood Vice
posted by : derek : on Saturday, May 24, 2003 @ 13:20 CST


Smiley and I were talking about how "Auntie Poulet" on Vice City sounded exactly like Miss Cleo and he mentioned Rockstar Games paid big bucks for Hollywood voice talent, so I looked it up. Sure enough ... while GTA3 had Joe Pantaliano (Sopranoes, GOONIES) and Michael Rapaport (Small Time Crooks), GTA VICE has a million and one stars.





















Ray Liotta

(Tommy)


William Fichtner

(Ken Rosenberg)


Tom Sizemore

(Sonny)


Dennis Hopper

(Steve Scott)


Luis Guzmán

(Ricardo Diaz)
normasburt (15k image) 

Burt Reynolds

(Avery Carrington)


Robert Davi "The Guy from Goonies"

(Colonel Cortez)


Danny Trejo "The Guy from Con-Air"

(Umberto Robina)


Gary Busey

(Phil Cassidy)


The Six-Million-Dollar Man

(Mitch)


Fairuza Balk "The Waterboy's Witch"

(Mercedes)
cleo (22k image) 

Youree Cleomili Harris

(Auntie Poulet)

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Now THAT'S Customer Service...
posted by : scott : on Tuesday, May 20, 2003 @ 13:03 CST

There's nothing better than "virtual customer service" bots.

ViewSonic: Please type your inquiry in the box below.
halo09: My monior is crap. Please advise.
ViewSonic: Is it true that you want product comparison guidance for CRTs?
halo09: No
ViewSonic: Below, you will find related information:
ViewSonic: Found (03) items related to 'My monior is crap. Please advise.'.
Select one of the options below or describe the problem a bit further.
01) You want product comparison guidance for LCDs.
02) You need recommendations to pick a monitor.
03) Display all information possibly related to your statement.

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Wacko Jacko's kinky afro
posted by : derek : on Monday, May 19, 2003 @ 19:47 CST

BREAKING NEWS
I thought everyone would be interested ...

Michael Jackson returns to the fro
"Guests gasped as the 44-year old singer arrived at a Miami restaurant wearing a giant Afro wig, rhinestone-studded jacket and leather trousers."

Why would anyone be shocked at anything Michael Jackson does or is wearing, that's what I want to know. I wouldn't be shocked if he walked into my house right now wearing a giraffe on his head toting a wagon full of John Cougar Mellencamp records, honestly.

"As his solo career progressed, Jackson underwent plastic surgery and had his skin tone lightened, removing all trace of the cute teenager who once sang alongside his brothers."

This is called a blackendectomy, according to The Onion.

Full story - This is London

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boom shakalaka
posted by : derek : on Friday, May 16, 2003 @ 03:23 CST

vicecitycheat1 (69k image)Using the GTA Vice City Basic trainer from Codename: Vice (which is basically a window that you run that allows you to hit Function keys for cheats instead of typing them in) I was able to create massive instant car pileups by hitting F12 a few times, then launching them into the sky with F11 (the Blow Up Nearby Vehicles Cheat) as shown below. Also, due to my extensive cheating, my cheated Vice City stats are online. They reflect me as being a Total Liar, and that I have destroyed over $20 million in property damages. My "tru dat" stats are there too.

vicecitycheat2 (50k image)

vicecitycheat3 (35k image)

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New Job and FUN!
posted by : smiley : on Thursday, May 15, 2003 @ 02:36 CST

Yeah, school is out for the summer and that means it's offical get a job season. After many interviews and phone calls and emails I finally got a job at Logan Aluminum. I'll be stationed in the IS department of this place. Not only that, but I'll be running the show on the weekends. This means I'll be in charge of the entire factory's computer systems. You should see the sever room. Crazy. I'll take some pictures and let you see this nonsense. Not only that, but while I'm at work I'll have a T1 line all to myself.

Also, if you were looking to access the SMiLEY LOG you need only search MSN for these things:
Daves apartment
pictures of people haveing sex
Maruchan Ramen Noodles (#4)
cheerleaders haveing sex
lauren taylor
japanese rollerblading

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bills, cookies, malkovich, malkovich and a clay Mr. T.
posted by : derek : on Tuesday, May 13, 2003 @ 12:18 CST

Driving home from NOTD HQ BG this morning I beat the crap out of my phone on my steering wheel because the signal was weaker than the Pope's grip. When I got home I found a plethora of news of the day.

First, in yesterday's USA Today, Conan will be all clay animation on Thursday night. They will renact a show originally aired in October, where guests Johnny Knoxville, comedian Richard Lewis and music man David Bowie will all be back in clay. "In the Year 2000" will also be renacted, complete with a claymation Mr. T. Conan: "This may be the best show we've ever done ... in clay."

Also in Monday's USA Today, John Malkovich talks about his directorial debut The Dancer Upstairs, as well as his new line of suits called John Malkovich Curve of the Earth, due out in August. "I always feel rude, promoting myself or something I've done," Malkovich said.

From CNN and Reuters: "A lawyer who has spent much of his life enjoying Oreo cookies has sued Kraft Foods Inc. seeking to ban the much-loved cookies in California because they contain trans fat, an ingredient he calls inedible." This genius has set up BanTransFats.com. Kraft says 450 billion Oreos have been eaten since 1912 ... I don't see the great Oreo cookie pandemic ...

And finally the $20 bill: soon to be available in color! In stereo! (where available). Check out the front and back specimens. CNN: "New $50 and $100 notes will be introduced in 2004 and 2005, each with different color schemes. New $5 and $10 notes might also be introduced. The $1 and $2 notes will not change." Well I guess not, who the freak counterfiets a one dolla bill y'all? And if you've got a $2 bill in your pocket, you're so last week.

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winner
posted by : scott : on Saturday, May 10, 2003 @ 01:38 CST

who's this winner?

eminem

(mouseover to see if you're right)

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SHATNER!
posted by : derek : on Wednesday, May 7, 2003 @ 04:09 CST

shatmug (25k image)shatmug2 (22k image)So I'm sitting in the Pogo Lounge of the Beverly Hills Heights Hotel with a phone some dwarf brought me ... that's not even close to the original quote by HST; for that, I apologize. I left the library a little while ago where I was studing for a political science 1 p.m.-today final exam. I went to White Castle for some grub and picked up today's fresh Lexington Herald-Leader and William Shatner's on the front page, below the fold. Apparently, chilled-horse-semen isn't the cream of the crop.

Shatner sued over saddlebred semen
Actor's ex-wife unhappy about frozen product

In a civil suit filed late last month, Lafferty claims that Shatner, an American saddlebred horse breeder who has owned Central Kentucky horse farms since the mid-1980s, broke an agreement in their 1995 divorce settlement that specifies those privileges.
...
Under the terms of the divorce settlement, Lafferty was entitled to one breeding privilege per calendar year. Until this breeding season, the privilege took the form of Shatner providing Lafferty the semen of Great Day's Came the Son in "fresh cooled format," the suit said.

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CLEAR THE COBWEBS!
posted by : smiley : on Monday, May 5, 2003 @ 00:34 CST

It's offical. the first SMiLEY LOG in quite some time has been posted.

And also. go buy Splinter Cell, and me a new graphics card for my PC.

It's lightning outside. I'd better stop here.

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posted by : derek : on Saturday, May 3, 2003 @ 02:44 CST


Look at that freakin mug shot man, it's such a beast.
ASPEN DAILY NEWS: DENVER - Gonzo journalist Hunter S. Thompson has married his longtime assistant in a decidedly un-Gonzo-like ceremony in Aspen.

''He had a nice suit jacket and slacks on. He brought her flowers. That never happens here. We were all impressed with that,'' Pitkin County Deputy Clerk Sherry McIntire said Friday.

Thompson, 66, married Anita Beymuk, 30, in a 20-minute ceremony in the clerk's office April 24.

ESPN PAGE 2:
My own Marriage was the subject of extreme excitement and big news around here last week. It dwarfed everything else, including the NBA playoffs, the Kentucky Derby, Kevin Millwood's no-hitter, Naked Bowling, and the feverish search for Saddam Hussein in Iraq.

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in rap news...
posted by : scott : on Friday, May 2, 2003 @ 19:05 CST

as some of you know, and most of you don't, i am deep in the rap game. while i generally keep my pimp hand strong, i occasionally swerve on suckas who be frontin' they shit. that is why it pleases me immensely to make the following announcement:

rapper ol' dirty bastard has been released from prison and has signed a record contract.

he has decided to go by the new name, "Dirt McGrit".

that's all for now. one love, y'heard?

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metal cube solid 2: sons of bitches!
posted by : scott : on Friday, May 2, 2003 @ 01:48 CST

as some of you know, and most of you don't, i am a complete and utter metal gear fanboy. a few months ago, hideo kojima, producer of the series, made a statement about being hard at work on the next installment; presumably the third in the "metal gear solid" series, which has been a hit on PSone and PS2 alike. more recently, it was announced that such game would be featured at the E3 (Electronic Entertainment Expo) in the middle of May. Like a monkey in a banana factory, I was giddy with excitement.

So what does Konami do today? They announce a redesign/revamp of Metal Gear Solid 1, using the Metal Gear Solid 2 engine/technology...









...for GAMECUBE. >_<

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