Dear God, The World will
erupt in chaos...
Posted
by jeff on Tuesday, February
26, 2002 @ 18:11 EST
It seems they're droppin' like flies these days. Alas, the
Morpheus we knew and loved is no more. I'm sure that this is an
occurance most are experiencing for the first time today, resulting
in massive amounts of people flocking to the Morpheus
website, causing it to crash. This is going to be total anarchy
if Morpheus and KaZaA are killed off. I haven't heard the specifics
yet, but I hope this new "upgrade" needed for Morpheus to work
properly isn't just a new version that doesn't allow sharing of
copyrighted songs. It's a sad day for the world when the RIAA
deals a disheartening blow to all of us out there who want nothing
more than to download a little free music here and there.
stupid insert key.
Posted
by scott on Tuesday, February
26, 2002 @ 17:11 EST
sick and tired of that sorded "insert" key on my keyboard
(really though, who has used that thing since windows 3.1?), i
finally tore the hunk of plastic out of my keyboard. it actually
removed quite nicely, as a decayed tooth might slide easily out
of its rotting gums. so now i have a gaping void in my keyboard,
which looks quite humorous. but hey, unless i evolve one of my
fingers into a 1/2" square, i'll never accidently hit the insert
button again. works for me.
And Finally.....
Posted by smiley
on Tuesday, February 26, 2002 @ 03:45 EST
Yes, sad to say this will be my final post (of the season)
concerning the Transylvania
Basketball team. They finished the season with a disheartening
4W - 20L record. Ouch fellas, better luck next year. I suppose
you won't have the (bio)dome gym at that point though. Tough break.
For a complete breakdown of this seasons stats go on over to here.
A more indepth look at the teams they actually beat this season
(Earlham, Bluffton, Franklin, and Mt. St. Joseph) to follow.
What the fudge! Come
on misses!
Posted
by derek on Monday, February
25, 2002 @ 22:15 EST
decay3d (9:04:27 PM): where is master splinter
decay3d (9:04:34 PM): he is not found anywhere in your icon
mrduffy2002 (9:04:41 PM): He is in hell
decay3d (9:05:21 PM): goodness
Don't forget your headlight
fluid...
Posted
by jeff on Monday, February
25, 2002 @ 20:41 EST
Every once in a while, I hear or read something that just
makes me question how some people survive on a daily basis. While
listening to this is probably a complete waste of your time, what
the hell, so is everything else on this site. It just makes you
wonder how much people can get away with...
Click here to see how much more they're going to throw at this
woman without her questioning them.
Damn those backwards tires...at
least they're not switched front to back, that would've been catastrophic...
ESPN.com : in outer space
Posted
by kenny on Monday, February
25, 2002 @ 12:41 EST
Dan Patrick and Kenny Mayne
apparently went on a little trip last night...
A little acid trip that is.
add a new post to your
weblog/journal
Posted
by socks on Sunday, February
24, 2002 @ 09:37 EST
i was given a very special opportunity, that i think i should
act on. but obviously i would like the input of my friends here
at notd.net, who have been with me through the thick and the thin.
in the email i recieved
an offer of getting becoming a legally ordained minister for $29.95.
an excerpt from the actual email:
"WEDDINGS
MARRY your BROTHER, SISTER, or your BEST FRIEND!!
Don't settle for being the BEST MAN OR BRIDES' MAID
Most states require that you register your certificate (THAT WE
SEND YOU) with the state prior to conducting the ceremony.
FUNERALS
A very hard time for you and your family
Don't settle for a minister you don't know!!
Most states require that you register your certificate (THAT WE
SEND YOU) with the state prior to conducting the ceremony.
BAPTISMS
You can say "WELCOME TO THE WORLD!!!! I AM YOUR MINISTER AND YOUR
UNCLE!!"
What a special way to welcome a child of God.
FORGIVENESS OF SINS
The Catholic Church has practiced the forgiveness of sins for
centuries
**Forgiveness of Sins is granted to all who ask in sincerity and
willingness to change for the better!!
VISIT CORRECTIONAL FACILITIES
Since you will be a Certified Minister, you can visit others in
need!!
Preach the Word of God to those who have strayed from the flock
WANT TO START YOUR OWN CHURCH??
After your LEGAL ORDINATION, you may start your own congregation!!"
again, i reiterate that
they offer this intriguing proposition for only $29.95, and i
can recieve my certificate in a mere 48 hours. i feel that much
like medics and engineers are required in some computer games
in order to help out other players, and that while it may not
be fun to do this, and none of the other guys want to do it themselves,
they certainly appreciate their lives being saved by some kind
soul.
just so, in this computer
game of life, i find that it might be my duty to offer these pastoral
services to my proverbial comrades in arms in the notd network.
if you guys would like, i will become the official notd minister,
capable of performing wedding ceremonies, baptisms, etc. think
about it: some of you, or friends of yours, may not feel comfortable
going through these important acts, for no other reason than that
you find the average wedding, funeral, so impersonal, due to that
you don't know the minister.
but, would you, or they,
not be much more comfortable, and would not any religious-type
ceremony be much more fulfilling knowing that the priest was the
official notd ordained minister? there would be no more reason
to be afraid because not every aspect of the ceremony would not
be handled by a comrade in notd. not to mention things involving
the simple occurrences that happen in life. for example, were
you to sin, i could forgive you, and you could be on your way.
were you to go to jail, i could come visit you. if you got the
death penalty, i, socks, could give you your last rights. would
that not make your electrocution or foaming at the mouth from
lethal injection that much easier? but ive gone on too long. i
dont need to spell this out for you, you can find the potential
in this for yourselves. just think about it and get back to me.
New Staff Members?
Posted
by kenny on Saturday, February
23, 2002 @ 03:40 EST
In the past few days I've had a couple people ask me about
being on the staff here at NOTD. I've not fully decided on what
to tell them, and I want your help.
The first person who asked
me was a friend from here at UofL, Arty. I had him submit an article
for review, and I'm going to post it here for you all to read,
and then comment on. Let me know if you think he'd be a good addition
to the staff:
Ben: "...but Affleck was
the bomb in Phantoms."
Jay: "Phantoms like a motherfucker yo!"
yes sir, id say its time
for some discriminatin'. i have a dream....my
dream is to start a revolution against the stupid. no, im not
talking about
rednecks, high school dropouts, or the "mentally challenged" to
be P.C. im
talking about the millions of people lacking the intelligence
to make lifes
simplest decisions. now i dont want to get anyone thinking i want
to start
killing these people. no, no, no, theres a much easier way. see,
most of
these people have inferiority complexes to begin with and they
could just
snap at any moment...but this snap would in no way be directed
at anyone
else...for gods sakes these are the same people that lead the
"save the
dolphins" campaign. the best way to rid our world of these people
is to
harass and torment them so much that they just kill themselves.
you dont
even really have to say anything...just smack them in the back
of the head a
few times. if you dont like being violent you could always fill
their heads
with false dreams of being scientists or doctors or even the manager
of Taco
Bell. failure is the best way to get rid of most of them. whether
theyre
stupid or not they do realize when their dreams are just that...dreams.
i need a catchy title for
my little revolt here. so, if you have any
ideas...please fill me in. if i get lucky Kenny will enjoy this
"trial
post" and let me continue my dream through the notd.net
dont forget...when that
moron raises his hand in class to ask the same
question for the third day in a row, you have to be the one to
walk up
behind him and sucker-punch him right in the back of his head.
if you dont
do it for the good of the human race...do it cause arty told ya
to.
The second person to inquire
about a position was Maven. As opposed to writing somthing new
for the site, he decided to submit is own, current site as his
writing example. Please
visit him, and read over some of his stuff, and then comment
on it here.
We here at NOTD.net want
to continue to bring you quality material, that you can
enjoy. Please help us by offering your input in this decision.
The Razor Kenny, The
Razor
Posted
by dave on Friday, February
22, 2002 @ 09:22 EST
Be Percussive!!!
Maybe that's the way
things like this are supposed to work.
Posted
by kenny on Friday, February
22, 2002 @ 02:11 EST
So yes, I officially have a job. I know you've all been on
the edge of your seats waiting to hear this official statement;
well here it is. My first day was Wednesday, and it went well,
I'm still watching training video's and such, so it's hard to
do anything wrong. It was after work Thursday however that I realized
how good I felt. I mean, there I was, driving home and I had a
purpose. I had a job; I was part of the workforce. True I've had
jobs before, and nothing against Logan Aluminum, but this is different.
I mean this is more than a factory--even though I make less money--this
is about interaction. I get to dress up for work, I get to interact
with people, there's just something about that that makes me feel
good. While my experiences at Logan Aluminum have been wonderful--I
mean it's not everyone that can say they have worked at a place
that is responsible for over 1/3 of the nations supply of a particular
product--they didn't fulfill my need for one-on-one interaction
with customers. I can already tell it's going to be very hard
to Leave Louisville--to leave Radio Shack--when the semester is
over. Before work yesterday I went to Target to buy a few more
white and light blue dress shirts, since well...I had one. I think
we make two very distinct types of purchases in life; there are
things we buy, and there are things we take ownership of. I took
ownership of these shirts. These shirts are more than shirts to
me; they are a new chapter in my life--a chapter that may be left
unfinished. Yes, I'm possibly making too big a deal about getting
a part-time job at Radio Shack, but I think the real meaning of
what I'm trying to say is much deeper. Can you see this? Is this
they way things like this work? I hope so. I'm tired of just doing
things--just living; I'm ready to have a life.
The one with the boy
and the grenade and the children with 200 dollars.
Posted
by derek on Wednesday, February
20, 2002 @ 22:30 EST
Now these
are the kinda pictures I would take. By the way, what exactly
is COMING SOON at Machinewashcold??
Hmmm Sanbourne?
Yo Kenny, DiK
makes excellent use of a mugshot page, why don't we rip them off
and make one of our own. We all know what your pic will be....
in celebration of my
last post
Posted
by socks on Wednesday, February
20, 2002 @ 12:37 EST
being the most popular notd post of all time (bar none, ever),
i have taken this opportunity to pilfer the soul of notd's own
smiley.
y'see, kids, theres a lil
ol game called counter-strike. in that game weapons are used.
through technical wizardry and hacker know-how, you can change
the appearance of the weapons, either for better or worse, depending
on the results. through arcane magics i have created a zip file
that contains zip files (YES, double-zipped, arcane style)
that not only change the appearance not only for the better..
but for the best. as if this in itself were not enough
to destory armies, like the lord of ring's sauron does; it changes
the very sound that these weapons of the gods make. the
glory, you ask? you ask, but you cannot fathom. and you will never.
continuing, smiley accepted
my offer of this arcane pack.. now known as the "smiley pack"..
AND THESE ARE THE RESULTS
smileyc2001 (10:38:02 AM):
takin my usual suspects
smileyc2001 (10:38:03 AM): wtf.
smileyc2001 (10:48:01 AM): welp. class time
smileyc2001 (10:48:06 AM): later
go insane alot (11:22:31 AM): WHUT?
go insane alot (11:22:50 AM): you mooched my smiley pack, you
ower me every damn thing you have if i want it
go insane alot (11:23:32 AM): i want to download your firstborn
son, you let me, because if you wanted him you shouldnt have gotten
the smiley pack
go insane alot (11:23:38 AM): you may not know what youve gotten
into, boy
go insane alot (11:24:07 AM): YOU JUST MADE A DEAL WITH THE
DEVIL!
yes friends: smiley's body,
mind, and soul belong to me, and me alone. not to kenny. oh good
heavens no, not kenny. kenny's once-prized smiley soul IS NO LONGER.
for it is now ~*~*~*socks' prized smiley soul*~*~*~
THUNDERCRASH EXPLOSIONS FLAME METEOR HELLFIRE
Something to stare at.
Posted
by smiley on Tuesday, February
19, 2002 @ 13:29 EST
I don't quite remember how I got to this site, but its pretty
funny column writing.
Suggested reading: Marty
Beckerman
P.S. I sent ol' marty an
email telling him that I'd be linking this (like he cares), and
he managed to reply before I could even type this post. Sir, perhaps
we should step away from the computer? Hmmmm? You respond faster
than kenny does, which is a feat to behold. Wait, I take that
back. Go write more funny things for my reading enjoyment.
The Newest in NEW.
Posted
by smiley on Tuesday, February
19, 2002 @ 03:44 EST
ROAR ROAR ROAR!!
I believe that some new features is all we need to perk up this
place. Expect something coming soon from yours truely.
bad emo songs about dropping
out of school
Posted
by dave on Monday, February
18, 2002 @ 22:01 EST
Light
I feel like my back/is against
the wall/but somehow i keep/stepping back/
I feel like i can't/get a grip on/whatever it is/i don't know/
I feel like my pain/is unbearable/but somehow i know/there's no
pain/
I feel like i've failed/that there is no point/but i can't let
my/self give in/
What do I do with these
times that I waste/
What should I do with the times I can't face/
What would I do now that time's gone/
What time did I have in truth?/
I get in a rut/And I should
get out/But I dig my hole/in deeper/
I get a habit/And keep it around/It eats away my/mentality/
I got this disease/And I should get help/But I'm too strong/for
all that/
I get my itch scratched/And gone for a time/But it's stronger
than/my being/
What do I do with these
times that I waste/
What should I do with the times I can't face/
What would I do now that time's gone/
What time did I have in truth?/
I guess it's all just in
vain/It didn't turn out the way i wanted it to/didn't turn out
quite the way i wanted/this is what it feels like/
Where is my will/My motives
are gone/but somehow i trudge/out a way/
Where is my/I don't know what to say/I don't want to say/anything/
Where is my light/the end of my cave/fourteen years it's all/the
same/
Where is my plan/I forged it too late/just scraping by now/my
soul hates/
What do I do with these
times that I waste/
What should I do with the times I can't face/
What would I do now that time's gone/
What time did I have in truth?/
Free Pizza/3WayAnal
i would like a mr. coke
please
Posted
by derek on Sunday, February
17, 2002 @ 20:17 EST
Western KY to the U. sent
me 50 bucks for my birthday. Also, got some bad ass speaks from
Logitech. Anything the 'tech makes it bad as fiznuts. Smiley and
I have requested a reply from Logitech on why they are bad ass,
but have yet to receive a response. But, they are bad ass. Kenny
is not bad ass.
Kenny is now wiccan apparently...
Posted
by dave on Sunday, February
17, 2002 @ 17:26 EST
FreePizza1420: i am like...
really sick
trakkerm: mmhmm
FreePizza1420: oh my god... it hurts to type
trakkerm: serves you right.
FreePizza1420: for what?
trakkerm: not letting me go to the lanwar
FreePizza1420: damn you
FreePizza1420: you put a hex on me didn't you?
trakkerm: lol
trakkerm: muhaha...yes
trakkerm: actually it was a curse on both your houses...but close
enough
FreePizza1420: arrggh
FreePizza1420: both my houses?
trakkerm: yes. both of them
FreePizza1420: hmm... interesting
trakkerm: yes.
The picture speaks for
itself
Posted
by socks on Sunday, February
17, 2002 @ 05:46 EST
NOTD.net Radio
Posted
by smiley on Saturday, February
16, 2002 @ 01:36 EST
Had you been listening to NOTD.net radio you'd understand
this picture...
Smores and DerDer are
drunk.
Posted
by socks on Saturday, February
16, 2002 @ 00:58 EST
Everyone wants me to listen to their drunken shoutcast, but
I'm busy. I want to, I assure you, and I assure them, and I assure
everyone, but I'm busy. And I don't see Dave and Jeff getting
harassed, though I wouldn't be able to see it anyway.
So Dave and Jeff can go
to hell.
UpDaTe
I'm listening now. Dave and Jeff can suck it.
I promised my girlfriend
I'd play the violin
Posted
by derek on Thursday, February
14, 2002 @ 21:12 EST
David Sir, OMG, the same thing happened to me too.
I also spent the day rewriting
my magic twinkie story, trading phone calls with my Ravy at the
UK, and killing time until I can go pick her up tomorrow for the
weekend. KENNY refuses to come to my house and hand deliver my
GameCube and my Plasma TV this weekend because of Cub Scout duties.
I will soon be posting an
interesting story. The deal with the -best prose of my life- is
as follows: Smitty (English Professor) will accept and praise
absolutely anything that contains insane dialogue, and random
descriptive words.
My birthday is on Tuesday,
I'll be a year from legal. How sweet it will be...in one year.
FIN
I decided to take action.
Posted
by kenny on Thursday, February
14, 2002 @ 20:39 EST
Well, you see there's this car in our parking lot here at
Louisville Hall. Yes, if you live here, you know the car I'm talking
about. That reddish brownish uglyish car with those certain distinguishing
items placed upon it's bumper. Yes, that one. Many, many times
I've heard others comment about how much they hate this car and
it's owners parking skills. Not only is it normally parked in
the row right next to the dorm--where it will remain for weeks
on end--but when it's not parked there, It's always parked very
badly. It will be sticking 4 feet out it's spot so you can barely
drive past it, or if it's parallel parked...or rather if the owner
attempted to parallel park, it's usually about 5 feet from
the curb, causing quite the same problem. This person either takes
up two spots or half a spot, either way, it pisses everyone off.
More than once I've hear other people comment, wishing they could
do something. Well tonight I did a small something. I found one
of the little yellow envelopes the traffic departmant puts tickets
in and then places on your windshield, and I wrote a little note
that basicly instructed the owner to learn how to park. I then
proceeded to head towards the car and place the note...however
when I got there, I noticed that the person already had an actual
ticket. So now they'll think they have two tickets, and be pissed,
and then hopefully be more pissed when they realize they have
a ticket and some small heart-felt message from their fellow residents.
So if you, the owner, happens to read this I don't care if you
find out who I am. I'm tired of trying to work my way around your
sorry-ass parking so that I can take advantage of the pass I paid
115 bucks for. Perhaps you should have been charged double since
somehow you always manage to make the smallest car on campus occupy
two parking spaces.
Valentine's Day typically
sucks
Posted
by dave on Thursday, February
14, 2002 @ 20:38 EST
While, this one has turned out quite well. Many stories, dillemas,
and solutions. On a soft note- Today is 4 years since Kenny's
inception into the cult we now know today to be the Eagle Scouts
of America.
So, the day starts out fine.
I go to class. I had ordered flowers for my girlfriend from Nanz
and Kraft along with Jimmy for his significant other about
a month ago, and picked them up yesterday afternoon. They were
in Jimmy's room.
So I go to Jimmy's dorm
to pick the shiznit up. However, I'm stopped by two black guys,
T and Tyrese, on the way to the door. The ask me if [incoherent
babbling g talk] and i reply, "huh". They reply [incoherent babbling
g talk] "weed". And I say "No,
all i've got is cigarettes." They procede to pull out a joint
and smoke it right there. And i'm like... why were they asking
me for stuff? Black girl walks out of the dorm, and they procede
to try and sell her weed. I'm thinking "oh, they're selling it,
not looking for it; and right out in the open." So i walk up to
them and say "how much do you want for a joint?" they tell me
5 bucks for a blunt made with a black and mild. Suffice to say,
I was willing to pay 5 bucks. Now mind you, I don't typically
smoke pot
and seldom ever had. However, I've never until this day been involved
in a drug deal... so i'm thinking "even if i don't smoke it, i
should partake since it is almost like a right of passage for
those individuals with a band." I also find out why black guys
grow their thumb/fingernails long. They use them to slice a black
and mild open and fill it with weed... funny stuff. Here, I thought
it was a fashion statement. Anyway, they roll me a fatty, I put
it in my pocket and walk into the dorm. I pick up the flowers,
help jimmy decide where we will be living next year, and leave.
I go to Sacred Heart, yes my girlfriend goes to school there,
and proceed to drop off the flowers.
However, on the way I am
pulled over for going 10 over, when I was actually going 20 over
but the cops were driving, so they didn't have a radar on me.
They see the flowers, ask me why I was speeding and I say "I'm
supposed to meet my girlfriend to give her these." I'm really
nervous as I now realize that the blunt is unconspicously placed
under my parking break right next to the gear shift. The cop asks
me why i'm nervous and if i have any drugs, alcohol,
or weapons in the car. I reply, "No, sir. No, sir, absolutely
not." He goes back to the car. I'm thinking the entire time, either
a) he saw it or b) he will see that I have a littering charge
which may or may not say alcohol intoxication on it since the
cop did that in order to fill his damn quota of the people he
has to take into the station (i was not intoxicated) and they
will search my car and take me to jail. Well, time goes by, the
cop hands me my shiznit [license, registration, insurance] back
and says, "You're a good boyfriend for wanting to be on time,
i'm sure, and i'm sure you're a little excited about Valentine's
Day; looks like you're gonna get a little summin' summin'" [nervous
laughter] "But we need you to slow it down. We're gonna give you
a break this time." OH MY GOD. I shake his hand nervously repeating
"THANK YOU SO MUCH" and contemplate kissing him, then drive off
going 25 the entire way to Sacred Heart. Give the girl the flowers,
she loves 'em. She also loves me.
Go back to campus, Kenny
gives me Half-Life and Counter-strike for V-day apparently [no
we're just hetero-life partners] and refuses to smoke the blunt
with me. I am now hanging out in Donny's room, apparently watching
Charmed on the WB. I should probably go home and throw away that
blunt on the way [yes, i've decided to throw it away rather than
go ahead and smoke it] and catch my gf's
nightly phone call. All in all, a funny day.
poor guys
Posted
by socks on Thursday, February
14, 2002 @ 01:20 EST
Not even smiley letting derder stand on his shoulders and
kenny standing on derder's shoulders and all of them wearing a
big santa suit can escape the stunner.
Troop 303 4 life, "yo"
smiley hasn't showered
in two days and he has sand in his vagina
Posted
by derek on Wednesday, February
13, 2002 @ 23:20 EST
The piano has been drinking, my necktie is asleep
And the combo went back to New York, the jukebox has to take a
leak
And the carpet needs a haircut, and the spotlight looks like a
prison break
And the telephone's out of cigarettes, and the balcony is on the
make
And the piano has been drinking, the piano has been drinking...
DUCKY DODGER GETS THE
FANGS
Posted
by socks on Wednesday, February
13, 2002 @ 17:16 EST
here you see ducky in preparation of receiving the stunner
i provided for him
and now you see rare footage of ducky wearing an ugly sellout
bitch suit and getting stunned back to dark ages, where perhaps
no more fangs will haunt his dreams
Posted by derek
on Wednesday, February 13, 2002 @ 10:53 EST
We all do! Even AITSU!
A friendly discourse
from
Posted
by socks on Wednesday, February
13, 2002 @ 03:14 EST
FANGS IN THE FACE!!!!!!
YOU GOT THE FANGS IN THE
FACE YO AND YOU NEVER SAW IT COMIN
what's that in your face?
OH YEAH, IT'S THE FANGS
HISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSHISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
HISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
FANGS IN THE FACE LIKE A
CAN OF MACE HISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
This week in NOTD history:
Matt Higgins and I spent just about half the day yesterday making
a webpage for out Boy Scout Troop. It turned out even better than
I expected. Go check it out.
Troop
303
2 11 2
Posted
by derek on Monday, February
11, 2002 @ 19:59 EST
Smiley's temporary AWOLness was caught on camera today as
he fled the HULI, bullhorn in hand.
It's 02/11/02 today. A semi-mirror
date. A true mirror date would be, for instance, October 11, 2001
(10/11/01) but this is just as good. It also gives me an excuse
to mention TUESDAY, February 19th is my birthday, in which Kenny
is going to be hand delivering a GameCube, a Plasma TV, and the
keys to AITsU's soul at my house.
It has also come to my attention
that CAKE must be destroyed. Therefore, I've authorized plan action
alpha+bravo to full effect. NOTD will pool all it's resources
to eradicate this entity from AITsU and NOTD.
NOTICE: FREE ROAD TRIP March
18-22. Destination: Jacksonville, Florida.
This week in NOTD history:
"Saturday once again, and yes I'm up early. We've got an academic
team meet today, and I was supposed to get to school at about
7:45, however just 15 mins. ago, I received a phone call saying
that it was sleeting in Butler County, so the competition was
being delayed about an hour and a half. Now I have to arrive at
about 9:15, so I am sitting here doing nothing, so I figured I
might as well update. OK, true the computer was already on, so
it was pretty easy. The new Kid Rock song "Only God Knows Why,"
is really good. I'm listening to it right now! Tuesday, I'm going
to Frankfort with James and Joey, plus some other scouts, but
last thursday, we told our physics teacher that we wouldn't be
there on tuesday, so Melissa, decides that that would be a good
day for them to order pizza, haters. So the one day this semester
that we're getting pizza, we'll be 4 hours away. That's just great,
thanks Iss."
NOTD Rocks !
Posted
by socks on Monday, February
11, 2002 @ 17:48 EST
more like NOTD.. Socks !
most of you dont know me,
and for that matter, me know dont you of most.
we should keep it that way. until next time! :D
NOTD get together
Posted
by derek on Monday, February
11, 2002 @ 13:26 EST
NOTD had a little a get
together this weekend, here we see Kenny front left; Jeff bought
himself a Chris Marcus jersey.
One Step Closer...
Posted
by kenny on Friday, February
8, 2002 @ 23:21 EST
Well earlier today I went to the "Radio Shack Regional Office"
and did the little survey thing, ya know questions like "Do you
think that low wages cause people to steal?" since I'll be making
... minimal wages + commission, I decided to answer NO to that
question, I don't want to give them the wrong idea or anything.
Yes, so there were also math questions, for the most part easy
and I did them in my head, but then they go and pull out a "What
is 19 x 17?" well hell if I know, my multiplication tables in
elementary school stopped at 12. So, I'm not allowed to write
on the question packet, and I didn't want a bunch of scribbles
on my answer sheet, so I went for the mental math. Well I got
an answer, but my answer didn't quite make the list of answers
provided to me by the test maker. So I pull out a dollar and proceed
to multiply. Right, so I got it, and I finished the survey, and
I'm now one step closer to a job. I'm supposed to get a call now
from the manager I met with friday to schedule an interview, they
said he should be calling within the next few days. So that's
that.
In other news. I'm going
to plug a few sites I find myslef enjoying as of late. These people
are of course not obligated to plug me in anyway whatsoever, however,
all cash donations are gladly accepted.
::: Late
Night Logic
::: Delightz
::: Brontorapers
Anonymous
::: Who's
The Man I Am (Oh yes, He's back, and he's still the man.)
Recent google searches
Posted
by derek on Thursday, February
7, 2002 @ 00:51 EST
And now for an installment of Derek's recent Google searches
direct from my Google Toolbar:
edinboro university
creed lyrics
kenny family of robots guarding the center
free greeting cards
phillips cdi
cdi
bgsound
embed src
jeff in drag
mario paint emulator
mario paint midis
army helmet
weatherbug
treefrog
cow
civil war pennsylvania map
nappy roots
ryan from-behind cole-daddy
hawaiian chain origin
direct connect
cherries, steak quesadilla's,
smiley's gay
Posted
by derek on Wednesday, February
6, 2002 @ 18:58 EST
FAMEWHORE has a rather
interesting splash...
SMILEY seems to think that
Steak Quesadilla's are trash and his impala is a landfill on the
inside. Anyway, they're great, and is the best thing outside of
the Sol Azteca.
DEREK has a birthday on
the 19th. I'm ESPECIALLY expecting reparations from AITsU since
their defeat at the hands of the NOTD war machine.
psych studies
Posted
by dave on Wednesday, February
6, 2002 @ 09:56 EST
So I have to participate in 3 studies for my Psyc 201 class or
I get an incomplete grade. Now studies can be good, but the one
I just participated in was a complete
W.A.S.T.E. of time. Sample question: "Clyde is a horse. He
wins and loses races as if by chance. At calm quiet races he is
eager, and energetic. At large, loud races he is finicky and neurotic.
Is Clyde more likely to win a) the loud race AND the quiet race
because both would show his behavior as being erratic or b) The
loud race BUT NOT the quiet race because it is more likely to
win one and not the other."
I wanted to scream and write-
"YOU BITCHES. IT IS OBVIOUS
HE WILL LOSE THE LOUD RACE AND WIN THE QUIET ONE BASED ON "LOGIC!"
I think the *more* logical answer was a... cuz he will win the
quiet one more likely, and the loud one would be by chance. If
he wins the loud one I think there's very little chance he will
lose the quiet one; however, the study was not based on logic
and they did say he wins and loses erratically... which means
b *is* a possibility. I just wish I could have written an essay
on the question rather than check the box. I would have ripped
that study to shreds. Biotch.
I still should be studying...
Posted
by smiley on Wednesday, February
6, 2002 @ 04:03 EST
I first want to start off by putting up my letter I submitted
to the "Financial Aid Review Board" here at Western. I had to
write this becuase they were going to deny all Financial Aid to
me because of a major lackluster performance at UK.
My "advisor" told me that they would not approve me no matter
what I did, and that I should move out of my dorm and cancel my
classes to avoid further costs that I would have to pay. He nearly
didn't give me the sheet to write a short essay because he said
he's "99.9% sure" I wasn't going to get in. START LETTER HERE
It has come to my attention that these words I present to you
on this very sheet of paper could be my only saving grace. I’m
finding out more and more that there are no second chances, and
I’m now sorry for ever assuming there was. As I’m sure you’ve
seen by now, my first semester at the University of Kentucky was
a very sad one indeed. The key word in that last sentence being
“first”, I know what it takes to be a good student and I will
not disappoint if I am allowed to continue this semester here
at Western Kentucky University. I do not like to present excuses
for my actions, but rather, offer you my actions that will be
taken this semester, however, I must tell you that I was working
a job as a manager in a local grocery store in Lexington. This
job required me to work until midnight which made it even more
difficult to wake up and go to class, much more to actually focus.
But, like I said, I don’t like to give excuses, just provide the
actions necessary to change your mind. So in closing I’d like
to ask you to approve my financial aid and let me continue my
education, you will not regret it.
END LETTER
Its pretty short because they gave me a limit on how much I could
write. For those wondering I spent a whole of 15 to 20 minutes
on writing this because I felt, much like my "advisor" that I
was sure to get denied. Oh, I could continue the semester if I
were to just fork over the cash to cover everything, but unless
one of you readers want to send a check over, I don't see that
happening. I was pretty much starting to figure out what I was
going to do for the rest of this semester and on into the summer
after I got booted from here. Cut chase to the conclusion here,
I got approved. I'm not exactly sure if it was my essay, or some
extreme stroke of luck, but somehow I got approved. Now I must
keep my grades up or they will send me packing, so I'm going to
go (fixin ta) study for my test I got later today.
I should be studying
but...
Posted
by smiley on Wednesday, February
6, 2002 @ 03:42 EST
Well, people, I think its high time for an update of just
whats going on (well, for me anyway)
If you didn't catch on already I have a new happy home at Western
Kentucky University, I was attending the University
of Kentucky. Derek is now my roomate and, well, as you can
tell by the new NOTD.net radio, things are just as crazy as usual.
I'll be keeping a record of all live broadcasts from now on, so
if you miss a show, don't worry, we'll put it up here for download
and you can play it back to your hearts content. Oh yeah, we have
a new boom mic and I think it'll help out the audio greatly.
You may be wondering to yourself why I'm not posting something
about impending doom on the staff of AITsU or how I've configured
kenny's picture this week, well, quite frankly I'm tired of it.
I guess I'm takeing a nod from kenny here on actual substance
posting. Perhaps I'll try give you something worthwhile to read
rather than the usual nonsence about our new advanced cow fighting
techniques or something. But I just wanted to drop you people
a line about whats coming up from me. I didn't want you to be
all suprised when I actually start posting things that don't seem
like my usual postings. Happy reading.
The Quest Continues...
Posted
by kenny on Tuesday, February
5, 2002 @ 17:39 EST
Yes, I'm still Job hunting, today being the 5th business day
since my initial Best Buy interview, I don't think I made the
cut to move onto the second round of interviews, so I'm looking
other places. Today's adventures took me to 3 seperate establishments.
First there was Circuit City, they informed me that they had no
immediate positions but were always accepting applications, so
I got one, I might fill it out. My second stop was the Gateway
Country Store. They were not hiring, and didn't know when they
might be, so that's a no. Third I went to Radio Shack. Upon my
first visit there, I was informed that the manager was not in
the store at the moment, but that he may be looking for someone;
and he'd be back in half an hour. So I left, and came back 40
minutes later. He was there, and informed me that he did not need
evening/weekend help, but that he might know someone that did,
so after calling two other Radio Shacks, he found someone who
needed help. Now I have a meeting with another area Radio Shack
manager tomorrow afternoon, hopefully it will result in a job.
Keep your fingers crossed.
A construction job of
that magnitude would require a hell of a lot more manpower than
the imperial army had to offer
Posted
by dave on Monday, February
4, 2002 @ 18:57 EST
Happy belated B-day Jeff. Do you have a mirror on your belt?
Happy Birthday
Jeff (18964k file)
Posted by derek
on Monday, February 4, 2002 @ 17:15 EST
Lumberg says
Posted
by derek on Sunday, February
3, 2002 @ 23:03 EST
Mmhm yeah, Milton--What's happening--we've a new productivity
jingle that will boost everyone's performance, no matter the project.
Mario Paint bizzy background music. Try it, seriously.
Mpntbgm1[1].mid
(14k file)
Kenny Dress-Up!
Posted
by scott on Sunday, February
3, 2002 @ 17:55 EST
Hey kids! From the demented minds of your friends Derek and
Smiley.. Now YOU can dress up our exalted NOTD military leader
Kenny! Minutes of fun for the whole family!
Kenny
Dress-Up!
MASSIVE ASSAULT BEGINNING
Posted
by derek on Friday, February
1, 2002 @ 03:06 EST
