Skankin' Pickle
Posted
by derek on Wednesday, November
28, 2001 @ 15:07 EST
Okay, everyone go to their share site of their choice and
download "Skankin' Pickle - I Missed the Bus." Much much better
than the Kris Kross rap of the same title. Trust me on this one,
it talks about Three's Company in the lyrics, a must have.
Amazing Exploding Breasts
Posted
by derek on Tuesday, November
27, 2001 @ 13:35 EST
Check http://www.msu.edu/~daggy/cop/bkofdead/glossary.htm
and scroll down to the Fujita Wind Scale. F8 tornadoes (which
have never occurred, at least not in recorded history) cause breast
implants to burst. See, ladies, your chests are fine; just another
hazard of the silicone!!
Upon inspection...
Posted
by jeff on Monday, November
26, 2001 @ 17:17 EST
As I was referred to AITSU today by kenny, I got to see the
small clip of a kid getting busted by a foreign dancing bastard.
Continuing in the great tradition of kids getting bashed in the
head, I have posted this clip: kid
getting busted for your enjoyment, with the promise of more
head busting to come...
hooligans
Posted
by derek on Monday, November
26, 2001 @ 04:48 EST
It's so late, and like every Sunday nite for the past month
I can't sleep. Guess I'll miss History again, big surprise. No
big deal though.
Bored, so I dug through
the thousands of pictures on this machine and since the archives
are gone, some events of NOTD past are included, pre and post-cantification
http://briefcase.yahoo.com/mrduffy2002
wolfenstein
Posted
by derek on Monday, November
26, 2001 @ 01:01 EST
As I download the new Wolfenstein: Return to the Castle demo,
I think Kenny needs to post the 830k demo from 1992 of Wolfenstein
3D which I have been playing relentlessly. Counterstrike eat your
heart out.
From the readme DIZ:
NEW VERSION 1.4 -- 256 color VGA graphics.
Fastest 3-D graphics of ANY PC game. Sound
Blaster effects and Ad Lib music. Graphics
so real they cause dizziness! Rated PC-13
due to intense, realistic visual effects.
Needs 286 or better. Fixes some video
problems, and adds joystick calibration.
Who are they kidding?
Posted
by kenny on Thursday, November
22, 2001 @ 02:36 EST
So I woke up at about 6:30 wednesday morning. It sucked. I
don't wake up that early when I'm at school, it wasn't easy doing
it while at home on vacation. I had to take my car to the "car
place" to get worked on. So I took my car, and the guy drove me
home so I didn't have to wait there. I got home, everyone else
was still in bed, so I sat in the living room and turned on the
TV. Flipped to ESPN to watch the never-ending-parade of morning
Sports Center's. Really, it's the best 10 hours of television
programming. Nothing but the same edition of SC repeated from
the wee hours of the morning right up until noon. Wonderful. Anyway
I started watching with about 10 minutes left in the current broadcast,
so I finished it out and then guess what, that's right, it started
all over again. I saw some footage of a hockey game. You know
hockey amazes me. It's not really a sport. People don't watch
it to see who wins. Well at least not who wins the game, it's
all about who wins the fights. It's insane really. Endless fighting...I
think if four people aren't bleeding by the time the game is over,
they should have an automatic overtime. At least three of the
four highlights shown on sports center were of people getting
beat-up, or of people in the penalty box because they already
beat someone up. No one would watch hockey if there were no fights,
and the NHL realizes this. I bet players get bonuses for fighting.
Every minute spent in "the box" is and extra thousand dollars
on that week's paycheck. You know there's another thing that makes
it obvious people don't really care about who wins and who looses
the games. Have you ever paid attention to a team's record? For
instance, in real sports, like football, and basketball teams
have records like 8-4 or 35-22. Wins-Losses. Easy, simple, you
can instantly tell if someone is good, or if the suck. Hockey
on the other hand produces records like this: 11-10-3-2 What in
the hell is that supposed to mean? How can you do something other
than win or loose? Not only can they do it, but they can do it
5 times? The average human can't keep track of so many numbers.
Unless I'm playing the lottery I don't want to see more than two
columns one for W's and one for L's. Anything after that is just
nonsense. Hockey admit it, you suck, and if it weren't for all
the blood--and the fact that you stand on metal blades and we're
all waiting for someone to just skate over someone else's hand
and cut their fingers off--if it weren't for those two things,
no one would watch.
200,000
Posted
by derek on Tuesday, November
20, 2001 @ 14:28 EST
The Camry hits 200,000
Posted by derek
on Tuesday, November 20, 2001 @ 13:58 EST
C'mon people get it together, first it was December 1st, now
it's New Year's Day, half of the design portals on the net are
closed get with it!!!
Kailber
10000
Jackass hacked?
That's a tasty burger!
Kenny, in History we learned
the glorious "Beveridge Report" not Beverage.
Snootchie Bootchies!
Once again (Harry Carry)
Posted
by smiley on Tuesday, November
20, 2001 @ 13:32 EST
Yes, this just in. I've learned that this person from the
AITSU (girl) not only uses AIM in someone elses room, but leaves
it running. Now, how much fun is it to talk to other people on
your friends computer? A lot right? Right. Well, I'm posting the
conversation anyway, just thought I'd let you guys not that it
most likley isn't Girl from AITSU. No, I haven't confirmed this,
but.... here, just read it. Theres nothing quite like a guy getting
to act like a girl online. I do it all the time.
Dragonflies8228: I want to be more than just friends
SmileyC2001: i realize
Dragonflies8228: we should set something up
SmileyC2001: oh
Dragonflies8228: by something I basically mean sex
SmileyC2001: execellent
SmileyC2001: right up my alley
Dragonflies8228: no... right up MY alley
Dragonflies8228: from behind
SmileyC2001: indeed
Dragonflies8228: so when we gonna do this?
Dragonflies8228: not just do it but DO IT
SmileyC2001: rite... um. in an hour?
Dragonflies8228: an hour?
SmileyC2001: sure
Dragonflies8228: where the hell do you live?
SmileyC2001: KY
Dragonflies8228: thats 7 hours from here...
SmileyC2001: Oh... well drive fast.
Dragonflies8228: alright... you got a deal
SmileyC2001: sweet.
Dragonflies8228: anything for you baby
SmileyC2001: of course
Dragonflies8228: posting our conversations on your webpage is
such a turn on
SmileyC2001: Oh... i know.
Dragonflies8228: well I better get driving... I'll see you in
an hour
SmileyC2001: that is correct.
Dragonflies8228 signed off at 1:26:05 PM.
We Like To Watch
Posted
by kenny on Monday, November
19, 2001 @ 12:24 EST
So here's the moment you've all been waiting for. THE
LIST is now ready for viewing. Take a look, and feel free
to purchase us movies that we don't already own. You can use our
AOL icons over to the left to contact us for our mailing address
after you buy us stuff...just remember, due to certain religious
restrictions, we are unalbe to accept anthrax through the mail,
so keep that to yourself. Also two new reviews
are up, in the new layout I might add. Check 'em out. That is
all.
AITSU
Posted
by smiley on Monday, November
19, 2001 @ 06:52 EST
Um... yeah, earlier today Dragonflies (from AITSU) messaged
me....
I don't have the exact log of the conversation because my computer
froze in the middle of it, but thats ok.
From my memory I will try to post what went down.
I'm fumbleing about the internet, trying to fight off people that
I found during my AOL blitz of notd.net campaining, when outta
no where Dragonfliez messages me with something like "I've liked
you since i've first met you...." I don't really remember the
rest. (I've been awake for over a day now, homework plus work
makes smiley sleepy) Anyway, the rest rambled on about something
like "Being more than friends". I'm pretty sure I made up that
quote, but it fits the story better. So, i'm now waiting for said
Dragonflies to return and tell me just what is going on.
Gorillaz + d12
Posted
by derek on Sunday, November
18, 2001 @ 23:16 EST
Have laid down a track....haven't heard it yet because Western's
resnet is crap.
gorillaz.com
go to the jukebox
Arrgh...eerrhhh..something
of that nature
Posted
by kenny on Friday, November
16, 2001 @ 05:29 EST
Yes, I'm awake. I know what you're thinking, "Where is all
the food?!" Well I don't know, look in your kitchen. Anyway, I
can't sleep. I don't know why I can't sleep; I mean I feel tired,
but when I lay down, I just kinda lie there, no sleeping, nothing
that even resembles sleep. Just well, nothing. So, I'm awake.
You know people say you can tell a lot about a person by what
kind of music they listen to. For that reason I will be putting
up a page that Lists all the movies that your favorite NOTD staff
members own. This way you will not be able to know anything about
us, but you will know how we like to stimulate our eyes when we're
bored. I'm not sure what SMiLEY and his UK people are trying to
pull. Pretending to have a good basketball team and then losing
to WKU in their first game of the season. I wonder how much they
had to pay to get that little #3 next to thier name? I can tell
you one thing, it won't be there next week. I finally emptied
my trash cans today, boy they were very full. I managed to do
it without anyone seeing me. Due partly to my cunning stealth
powers, and partly to the fact that it was 2:00AM--mostly the
first part mind you.
I'm breaking from the norm,
I'm creating a new paragraph. Usually I like the "block of text"
but I'm feeling interesting this morning. You all know I host
AITSU, well
they had this thing going the other day where anyone could post.
They created a greymatter user called "anon" that could only post.
I thought it was fun, apparenlty not all of them did, for the
account is gone. Go visit them, and demand that they return the
anon. Then have fun posting pointless things. Do not however ask
me to do this, you will be laughed at, and looked down upon by
all of your so called "friends." One more new thing to report,
I also began hosting one other person last week. Her name: Arrenda.
She seems nice enough, and I enjoy her posts. So pay her a visit,
tell her Kenny sent you (it'll make me look good). That shal be
all for now. But check back soon for new Reviews
from Craig and Dave; not to mention that list of movies.
what in the crap
Posted
by scott on Friday, November
16, 2001 @ 02:01 EST
don king has 5 shotgun pellets in his head.
they're more than 40 years
old.
i shit thee not. go read:
http://msn.espn.go.com/boxing/news/2001/1115/1278482.html
AOL gets notd'd
Posted
by smiley on Thursday, November
15, 2001 @ 11:34 EST
Well, I've decided the site needed new visitors. To complete
our world domination plan we must, in fact, be read by many peoples.
So, to help this cause out I am going onto my AIM and finding
people at random... well nearly random. I sortta lean towards
females. So I guess I'm finding random females. But thats ok.
So hello to our new guests, please feel free to comment on this
post about the site and what not. We will be watching.
Nude Security
Posted
by kenny on Tuesday, November
13, 2001 @ 01:17 EST
Earlier I was searching the web for some programs to put on
Jeff's TI-83. This would normally be an easy task, however ticalc.org
is archiving most of their site, and the TI-83 section is currently
down. In comes Google. After a few dead-ends I noticed I had an
extra window open, low and behold it was an "Amazing X Cam" ad.
We're all very much aware of them. I mean I could never avoid
having one pop up over the summer while I was at work using the
internet for "work related purposes." Anyway, without giving it
much thought I closed the window. Then I began thinking, I've
never really looked at the ad. I know there's usually a picture
of the camera, and talking about how you can use it for security,
but there's often a beautiful woman wearing...well, lets just
say she's not wearing her winter coat. When I attempted to search
for an X-cam pop-up later, I couldn't get one to open. Amazing
isn't it. Not even the usually reliable "weather.com" would bring
up an annoying ad. Well back to my point. How many times have
you had to secure your house from a beautiful under-dressed woman?
I'm sure not many. How many people have this problem anyway? I
can only imagine the user testimonials: "I had so many hot nearly
naked women lining up at my door I didn't know what to do! Then
I saw the ad for the AMAZING X-CAM and my problems were solved.
Now I can see when a beautiful woman comes to my door and I don't
have to answer it. Thanks X-CAM!"
A project...
Posted
by smiley on Sunday, November
11, 2001 @ 04:18 EST
Ok, i've decided to try something.
Smileys progress after drinking the extremely tasty beverage Smirnoff
Ice.
Now, we all know that this beverage contains alcohol, or so they
say. So, i've decided to
to test my writing ability after i've consumed a few of them.
For the test I will not backspace or
fix any typo that i make after writing. This may or may not be
due to the supposed alcohol in this
fine beverage. In any case, I will continue writing in this post
as the nite progresses.
(12:00 AM) I went to the UK hockey game and must say it was awesome,
I will be attending every hockey game I can now. I came away with
three pucks to boot. Amazing. Smirnoff Ices': 0
(3:00 AM) Returned from hockey game, decided to take down the
first Smirnoff Ice. In a matter of minutes I decided on a new
favorite beverage. I asked myself, "how can this be so tasty?"
Smirnoff Ices': 1
(3:15 AM) I am continueing my drinking with another Smirnoff Ice.
Man they're tasty. Even if this beverage contained no alcohol
what soever I'd still drink it just because its sooo darn tasty.
Smirnoff Ices': 2
(3:50 AM) OK, dispite earlier beleivfs that there was NO aclohol
in the beverages that has nnnow been expelleddddd. I'm depateing
weither i should continue drinking moer Smirnoff Ices. Maybe I
should wiat and save them for another nite. Hey, i cna just buy
sommore! Execellent! wow, Amce hour on cartoon network.
(4:19 AM) yep... a lil tipsy now... I don't efel much like writing
now but i guesws i will. In a min i will return to the othe rroom
where i will be going to sleep. its friggin 4 am . what more do
you want from me. Maybe i'll do one of these little exxperiments
at another date. I have seem to to lost feeling in my fingers.
Rocky and Bowinkile are on the tv. yee haw. hey, its r4 am. post
is finished. go home, no more to seee hereee. Agruhh Me es mui
bueno.
SmarterChild
Posted by scott
on Friday, November 9, 2001 @ 01:49 EST
decay3d:
IDIOT
SmarterChild:
C'mon. Be nice.
decay3d: I HATE
YOU
SmarterChild:
Guess I'll have to live with that.
decay3d: DAAAAAAAAH
SmarterChild:
I'm sorry, what?
decay3d: you
are dum
SmarterChild:
I'm dum? For real?
decay3d: you
are retarded
SmarterChild:
Am I?
decay3d: yes
SmarterChild:
That right?
decay3d: mhmm
SmarterChild:
I'm sorry, I don't know what you're saying. Try again.
decay3d: lick
me, pigboy
SmarterChild:
Listen to you.
decay3d: what
the hell does that mean?
SmarterChild:
What does what mean?
decay3d: that
shit you said
SmarterChild:
Do you absolutely need to speak like that?
decay3d: yes
SmarterChild:
Hmm. Yes. Whatever you say, decay3d.
decay3d: whore
SmarterChild:
Uh... You're rude.
decay3d: no
SmarterChild:
Whatever.
decay3d: hahaha
SmarterChild:
Whatcha laughing about?
decay3d: your
fucking face bitch
SmarterChild:
Whoa. You have got one seriously foul mouth.
decay3d: mhmm
fouler than your mama's panties
SmarterChild:
Mhmm fouler than my mamas panties? Really?
decay3d: oh
yes
SmarterChild:
Oh yeah?
decay3d: yes
SmarterChild:
Gosh.
decay3d: yeah
bitch w00t
SmarterChild:
Hmm... that's not the nicest thing I've ever heard anyone say.
decay3d: so?
SmarterChild:
So what?
decay3d: yeah
thats what i thought
SmarterChild:
Great!
Hey it looks like your
writing a letter
Posted
by derek on Thursday, November
8, 2001 @ 01:53 EST
paper_clip.mpeg
(495k file)
Check out the whole trailer
@ www.salmondays.tv
Welcome, no smoking please.
Posted
by kenny on Thursday, November
8, 2001 @ 00:00 EST
Well, it has come to my attention that NOTD.net got a bit
of national notice as a sign reading "notd.net" appeared on Good
Morning America. So to the hundreds of thousands of you who are
visiting because you watched GMA, welcome. Now onto some serious
news. The Ohio River is currently shut-down in the Louisville
area and points down-river. A barge transporting 28,000 barrels
of gasoline--that's over 1.5 million gallons--had hole torn in
the hull, and is now slowly, but steadly leaking gasoline into
the Ohio River. Several down-town streets are shut down due in
part to the over-powering smell from the gas fumes. At this point
in time officials are still contemplating how to solve this problem,
they in no way want to risk igniting the fumes, or gasoline. As
city streets remain closed, it is not yet known how it will affect
the morning commute for workers. Now, personally, I'd like to
go down there, and get some of this "free" gas for my car. Even
if I get some water, it should still be ok, I mean I get gas at
Swifty's anyway, and we all know that's 50% water to begin with.
By they way, how do you "shut-down" a river? Sure you can attempt
to stop traffic, but it's not like you can tell the river to stop
flowing. Is it possible to contain this spill? WILL WE SURVIVE??
Only time will tell.
It's wednesday, I don't
need a subject.
Posted
by kenny on Wednesday, November
7, 2001 @ 00:17 EST
That's right it's wednesday, the big 2-0 is bearing down fast
on me, only two days to go. I realize many of you want to make
large extravagent purchases for me, I assure this is not necessary.
Just give me the money. I'll be fine with it, I promise. So I'm
sick now, no thanks to John (smiley's room mate) I went to lexington
friday night and slept in his bed, and after the fact I find out
he was getting a cold. So now I have the cold, and am attempting
to pass it on to as many people at UofL as possible. Jeff apparently
has a slight "tickle" in his throat, so I think my plan is working,
first, Jeff, and That Bastard, then the world. MUHAHA. My room
is such a mess, you don't see it when you just glance around,
but when you really take the time to look, you realize it. Things
are just very cluttered. For some reason I don't empty my trash
cans. I have two of them, and it becomes a balancing act. I don't
know why I don't empty them, I mean we have 4 large trash bins
on the floor that I can put my trash in. There are two at each
end of the hall. I think what bothers me about using them is that
I never see anyone else using them. I know they have to. I've
been in other people's rooms, they dont' have the same problem
I do. But when do they get rid of their trash. Is there a schedule
somewhere that I missed out on. Why do I never see people taking
out their trash? We need to make it a floor event. "Hey, what's
up, nice trash you got there." "Yeah, thanks, I like to think
so." This way I won't have garbage piling up in my room, and I'll
get to know my neighbors better too.
Dave
Posted
by derek on Monday, November
5, 2001 @ 12:44 EST
droppin' da funk bomb
Posted
by scott on Sunday, November
4, 2001 @ 17:36 EST
someone dropped a funk bomb in our toilet. it's been clogged
since friday. it smells like ass in there. that is all.
eBay
Posted
by smiley on Sunday, November
4, 2001 @ 13:01 EST
Now, people, I've posted a few eBay items before but this
one takes all. If there ever was something that someone needed
to buy me this is it. Anyone out there with lots of money to just
throw away I NEED YOU. I will be emailing several companys (Apple,
mainly) about buying me this. Now I understand that the common
visitor to notd
will not be able to afford to purchase this for me. However, if
you would all combine your efforts I'm sure it would not be a
problem. At a later date I will post more eBay links of cheaper
things so you can buy me those if you can't afford this auction.
Anyway, heres the link:
Click
Here
oh my! it is ninja phone!
how can this be!
Posted
by scott on Thursday, November
1, 2001 @ 00:21 EST
biatch, you don't got NOTHIN on the 3390 ninja
phone of fury.
