Kenny and I decided to go to Jack in the Box today for some of their tasty burgers and tasty beverages, but Kenny thought we should go to IHOP. When we got there, we decided to go to Rafferty's in the end. The wild thing about Rafferty's is not the interesting crop of fine-assed (bingo jeans, heh) women that serve your tasty beverages and food, but the fact that we had a total of seven waiters came to our table to serve us. First was our hostess, then a chick gave us our menus and asked what we wanted to drink, then another chick gave us our drinks, then another chick and a guy that was in training came and took our order, then our hostess gave us our food. After that, Kenny asked for some honey mustard, but some girl that we had never seen brought it to him. THEN another guy that we had never seen tried to bring another thing of honey mustard sauce. Impecible service obviously, but kind of strange. While we were waiting for our food, this weird guitar rendition of Beethoven's fifth symphony came over the speakers in the restaurant.

Then we went to Target, and since everyone wants to know what the staff of NOTD does on a daily basis, so don't be a rectangle, listen in, have a seat. Kenny contemplated on which DVD to get for like 45 minutes, but finally settled on Pulp Fiction, even though the American version doesn't have the deleted scenes, but the Canadian one does, well obviously!! Kenny found price labels that had already been printed for DVDs that hadn't been released yet, like Snatch and the Dogma special edition. I just realized that the waiter "Buddy" in Pulp Fiction is Steve Buscemi. Anyway, SNOOTCHIE BOOTCHIES!

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Well after the seven most tense minutes of my entire life, SMiLEY and I now officially have tickets to the Radiohead concert on August 12th. The presale began today at 10:00AM eastern and I had tickets by about 10:07, it wasn't easy either...that included a trip to MTV.com to get a new presale password, as well at three phone calls from SMiLEY at work. Yes it was truly an incredible seven minutes. Seven minutes that I will never get back, seven minutes...that I could have been sleeping.

I figure since i don't updated lots of reverb that i would update notd. brad sent me a very funny flash movie today, the best i'd seen since "hatten ar din" it's called "Mario Twins" Kenny thinks it's equally funny. Finally got the Infinity's in my car Monday (Perdue used Jedi Mind Tricks) and Kenny and I broke them in Monday night, they're great except something is in the rear deck that flies around, probably a lost screw or something. Tomorrow--

NEWSFLASH Another Matt Taylor sighting today, UNCONFIRMED, at the WKU Orientation Monday. Later this was proven a hoax. Someone was only posing at the other half of the Derek and Matt show to get publicity. Another Matt Taylor sighting was confirmed today, however, because Kenny and I saw him with our own eyes. He was at his house, what are the odds!?

--back to my post, I got the Cast Away DVD yesterday. Worth it for the most part, even though it doesn't exactly create a "new standard in DVD" as the commercials would suggest. There's a featurette about the life and death of "Wilson" the volleyball that Chuck (JACK!) Noland creates to keep from losing his sanity.

I borrowed Usual Suspects from Kenny, so I'm going to watch that now. SNOOTCHIE BOOTCHIES!

I decided it was about time I wrote a post, so here it is. First off, please direct your attention to the newly updated work journal. It contains some fun insites on my day. After listening to the entire Amnesiac CD I can say that it is a very good album. Is it better than Kid A? I don't know yet, its good, but Kid A is hard to beat. My favorite album of theirs, The Bends, still remains at the top. I hear their next album is going to return to the "Guitar & Voice" type sound, reserve your copy now. Tickets for the show in DC go on sale June 16. There was a lottery for early tickets but I didn't get picked, although I must collect money from Kenny, and we now have an open slot for someone to actually go with us to see radiohead. The price of the ticket is $40, but sence you would be going to the show with the entire NOTD.net staff the bare min. cost of going with us would be $500. NOTD.net will cover the entire road trip and show, and maybe get a few recordings of the consert itself (if i can sneek in a small tape recorder). So if I do succeed at sneeking in a recorder and getting a quality live recording, NOTD.net might suddenly be THE source for getting a live Radiohead show on the internet. That'll get the traffic up, heh heh hehhhhh. Speaking of getting traffic up the NOTD ad squad will be hitting up Opry Mills soon. Mass production of NOTD.NET propaganda will begin shortly.

INTERLUDE TO A KILBORNISM If any of you take the time and care of watching the Late Late Show with Craig Kilborn, then you will notice that from time to time in his news segment, he uses phrases, or "Kilbornisms." These phrases are quite the funny bone tickler. They are damn hilarious. For instance, if I were referring to a very eerie situation, I'd say, "Brendan Fraiser that place is creepy!" Enjoy.

Willie Nelson that thing's high!
Holy Viagra that hits hard!
Matthew Perry what a crash!
Tracy Lord that thing's got a lot of mileage!
Charlton Heston that's a great shot!
Born free that place is gorgeous!
Bill Buckner that's some bad fielding!
Barry Sanders look at that thing move!
Whitney Houston we have a problem!
Curious George that's odd!
Woody Allen she's young!
Brendan Fraiser that's creepy!
Sean Penn that's crack!
El Guapo that's a bad sign!
Derek Jeter those guys need power!
James Joyce that's a lot of Dubliners!
Holy Starbucks those things are taking over!
RuPaul that's a big change!
Tom Cruise those are small sweaters!
Mickey Rourke that thing is greasy!
Anne Heche that's some switch hitting!
Bob Vila that's a lot of hardware!
Joe Theismann that's a big break!
O'Henry that's a story with a twist!
Noah's ark it rains a lot over there doesn't it!
Gordon Gecko that place is empty!

Another fire. Yes, not quite as spectacular as the first one, of course once the fire's done you have to clean up the mess...aka shreded and torn aluminum...aka shrapnel. I love that word, and also debris. Good solid words. I try to use them each at least once a day.

So now I'm watching Craiggers, I don't know why they put it on at midnight instead of 11:30, it comes on right after Letterman in Louisville, but here they stick Entertainment Tonite in between the two..make me wait longer for craiggers, I'll teach you.

I saw ... on the tail end of Entertainment Tonite... some apparently famous woman talking about being a mother, and that she potty trained her son by using cheerios, because little boys love to aim, you just put some in the toilet and let them have target practice. Hell, little boys nothing, I'm going to get some cheerios as soon as the store opens tomorrow, have a shooting range rite in my bathroom. Yeah. You know you're gonna try it too...ladies, don't be shy...it may be a little harder, but with practice...you never know.

Highfructose finally decided to put up a layout...of sorts...I've been told that there will eventually be content...Bob Vila that a lot of hardware.