who is blade demarco?
look at yourself
Posted
by blade on Monday, December
31, 2001 @ 04:20 EST
i'm just a cracked mirror reflecting your imperfections/
on closer inspection/ merely a misread introspection/
i'm a man of principle/ damned near invincible/
no need for recitals/ i school all disciples/
use words not to paint but to make pictures/
no need to create portraits/ my thoughts are scriptures/
mixtures of thoughts/ unorthodox/
i'm city blocks/ with murder mysterty outlines in chalk/
i thought you forgot/ the truancy/ lacking in your continuity/
was thought to be an incongruancy/
its just you and me/ both sons of abyss/
is it any wonder congruency remains amiss/ a myth/
you live a life of infomercial testimonial reverence/
a life of who practices the best colonial benevolence/
it's evident/ life is but a predicate/
and you were left out of the subject/ but yet/
i know now/ life can't be preceded with indefinite pronouns/
one can't hold down/ a perception of a person because of another's
actions/
we can unite/ but we can never be a man-brother faction/
theirs too much friction for this existance/
so we all remain walking contradicitons/
like an atheist man named christian/
and no I am not a christian, though I believe in god/
but I don't believe in the devil, my beliefs are odd/
if we the people were given freewill from god, how could he give
the people freewill/
without giving you e-vil/
and it's all been this way ever since the start so/
now you know the truth behind blade demarco/
Sanborn: Gaming Expert
Posted
by blade on Monday, December
31, 2001 @ 00:46 EST
From Scott Sanborn
Subject: Game ID Answers
Hey, I have a few answers
for this week's Game ID questions:
First is Rob Clarkson's
ID request - about a basketball game where you could punch one
another, and players had mohawks. I am fairly certain this game
was called "Punk Shot" - I can't think of any other game where
"punk" basketball teams would hit each other.
Second is my own request
- for the Data East game where you took on bike gangs and clowns
- it's called Two Crude (I remembered this in a Managerial Finance
class at around 8:00 this morning - go figure).
Anyway, thought I'd do my
part and give my info on these ID requests.
- Scott
Smiley ate three beings
last night: Sam, Veronica, and Gepetto
Posted
by derek on Saturday, December
29, 2001 @ 22:37 EST
ROAR SANBORNS
Liquor Mahal in the works
Posted
by derek on Saturday, December
29, 2001 @ 15:11 EST
As was predicted by NOTD earlier this year, the Liquor Mahal
is in the works. Apparently, India has dubbed it a "protection
from Pakistani air raids" however it's obvious that the covering
is only to hide the transformation work that Indian masons, carpenters,
and paper hangers are performing to successfully create the world's
first Liquor Mahal Mega Liquor Store.
Taj
Mahal hides
A Mix of Emotions
Posted
by kenny on Friday, December
28, 2001 @ 01:56 EST
It's a sad sad day here in Internet Land, a giant amongst
the thousands of E/N sites has closed it's doors. Yes ladies and
gentlemen, it's true; Machine
Wash Cold is no more. Is that taps I hear playing in the distance?
I think so, no wait, that's La Bamba. I urged Mr. Sanborn (owner
and operator of MWC) to go with a new idea for the site, stating
that the domain name was too good to waste. My favorite suggestion
was one that would make him the internet's "newest porn sensation."
I suggested he post useful clothes laundering tips, and then link
to a risque image. Who knows we could see this format in the future,
or we may not. Only time will tell.
On a brighter note, as I
was looking through the logs today of referring domains, I came
across a new one. Normally when a new E/N type page shows up it's
a result of someone being in the same E/N webring as NOTD. I went
to the site to look to see how they tried to hide the code on
the main page, but was surprised when I didn't find it. Then there,
at the top, the pinnacle if you will, of the list of links, I
saw it. In small yellow letters, it read "notd" ... Wow. A fresh
new link, at the TOP of the list no less. I'm quite humbled. So
thank you D-man,
whoever you are...This is a step in the right direction my friends.
We are well on our way to greatness here at NOTD. Keep your eyes
open, we'll be showing up everywhere soon. Will you be amongst
those who will be able to say you knew us before we were huge???
Well you better start reading now, before everyone else in the
world does too.
A startling trend
Posted
by smiley on Wednesday, December
26, 2001 @ 17:33 EST
Will posts with actual content ever appear on this site again?
Wait, I think the sentace would be better fitting if it said just
this:
Will posts with actual content ever appear on this site?
Yes, much better.
LIVE FROM HAMBURG GERMANY
Posted
by blade on Wednesday, December
26, 2001 @ 13:43 EST
Blade reporting in from the HG BB. That is all.
LIVE FROM BOWLING GREEN
BEST BUY
Posted
by kenny on Wednesday, December
26, 2001 @ 13:04 EST
Kenny and Smiley reporting in from the BG BB. That is all.
SANBORN!
Posted
by blade on Wednesday, December
26, 2001 @ 00:48 EST
all your brushes are belong to us
computer....
Posted
by derek on Tuesday, December
25, 2001 @ 23:03 EST
...working
ego boost for cake and
sanborn
Posted
by derek on Tuesday, December
25, 2001 @ 21:10 EST
Tiny
is blade in the house?
Posted
by blade on Tuesday, December
25, 2001 @ 12:10 EST
DJ CLUE: DJ CLUE (clue. . . clue . . .) NEW EXCLUSIVE
SHITS FROM BLADE DEMARCO!!!!
NOTD FREEEEEEEEEEEESTYLE!
DESERT STORM!
blade: a yo check it
straight set from the get go/
postin on my new comp - tony del negro/
never spit slow/ or so so/
peeps never sleep like no doz/
puttin broke hos in choke holds/
cause ya'll said i won't though/
what ya don't know/
blade demizzy causes all the commotion/
postin on notd/ droppin self
promotion
just in one motion/ i drop sanborn and california both in the
ocean/
HA HA (Clue LAUGH)
blade: just droppin rhymes for those that miss this befo'/
blade demizzy wit' the christmas flow/
yall peeps the
site in the mean while/
but before long i'll drops another freestyle/
CHRISTMAS
Posted
by derek on Tuesday, December
25, 2001 @ 11:29 EST
Jolly! I looked for a 5000 pixel wide christmas ornament or
decoration but could not find one, so Kenny is saved for the brief
moment.
Now that the Made DVD is
in my grasp the whole staff will be forced to view it, that means
you SANBORN. If you can't make it to the HQ, then you will be
forced to listen to it over the phone, we're all calling you now,
unplug your phones, hide your pets.
flattery
Posted
by scott on Monday, December
24, 2001 @ 14:09 EST
mmm, i'm flattered to have been a design
influence for the new notd.
Smiley has a funhouse
Posted
by derek on Sunday, December
23, 2001 @ 05:08 EST
Since you all want to know what's happening around MY desktop,
I decided to post the cap at 4am. I'm not going to bed tonight,
because I realized a little while ago that I've got a lot of reading
I need to catch up on, Sedaris, some Aristotle, maybe even a little
Marcus Aurelius or Penthouse Forum...
NOTD road trip gets approved
by senate
Posted
by smiley on Saturday, December
22, 2001 @ 14:36 EST
Well, with spring break being upon us in the next few months
NOTD.net's proposed road trip got approval this weekend.
Estimated hours for round trip is: 400+
Miles: To great to calculate
MPG expected in kennys suburban: 12
Cost of Gasonline: In the millions.
xpupnp sheeeit
Posted
by scott on Saturday, December
22, 2001 @ 05:14 EST
http://www.msnbc.com/news/676671.asp?pne=msn
"Outside experts cautioned
that disabling (XP's Universal Plug and Play feature) threatens
to render unusable an entire category of high-tech devices about
to go on the market..."
okay, yes, hmmm.. let people
have full access to my computer's files, or be able to turn on
a microwave oven with my computer. decisions decisions.
one of these isn't a
matt taylor. can you pick correctly? alt text holds the answers
Posted
by blade on Saturday, December
22, 2001 @ 02:31 EST
URGENT NOTICE FOR ALL
WINDOWS XP USERS
Posted
by kenny on Saturday, December
22, 2001 @ 01:52 EST
ATTENTION WINDOWS XP USERS
AND POTENTIAL USERS, DO NOT INSTALL WINDOWS XP, YOUR COMPUTER
WILL EXPLODE. I REPEAT, YOUR COMPUTING MACHINE WILL SELF-DESTRUCT
IF YOU RUN WINDOWS XP. DO NOT TAKE THIS WARNING LIGHTLY. YOUR
SAFTEY IS OUR MAIN CONCERN, OUR HOPE IS THAT NO MORE LIVES WILL
BE LOST AS A RESULT OF THIS SEVERE COMPUTING MISHAP.
night light
Posted
by blade on Saturday, December
22, 2001 @ 00:27 EST
NIGHT LIGHT
"i can't sleep now/ yeah you bullies will laugh/
but you won't be laughing when your covered wagons crash/
you won't be laughing when your hosted by the ghost of christmas
past/
you won't be laughing when your blow up doll has a headache and
won't give up the ass/
i'mma lay my kicks to rest when i'm impressed/
so i 'll staple gun 'em to my feet/
this oragami dream is beautiful/
pull the tail, watch the wings flap/
but you really can't do much with that/"
Sioux City
Posted
by blade on Thursday, December
20, 2001 @ 16:32 EST
Lord of the Rings was an outstanding motion picture. We have an
extra ticket if anyone wants to go. We stayed outside Craig's
house and layed on the horn for a straight hour, but he never
emerged.
Who the hell answered the
telephone at Sanborn's house last night? Apparently it was a pseudo-Sanborn,
not the real one.
hard knocks for st. nick
Posted
by derek on Thursday, December
20, 2001 @ 03:25 EST
I was promised flying
cars.
Posted
by derek on Wednesday, December
19, 2001 @ 02:41 EST
---According to the Chicago Tribune in the late 1980's, The
Skycar, a vertical take off and landing aircraft, "could be flying
commuters to work in the millions by the year 2000."---
Now where the hell is my
Skycar?
Can you solve it?
Posted by
kenny on Wednesday, December
19, 2001 @ 01:26 EST
It
truly is a mystery.
Ancient Candy Found in
Kennys Bedroom
Posted
by smiley on Wednesday, December
19, 2001 @ 00:57 EST
Google picture search is not being kind to me this evening,
so I won't be showing you a humorus picture to go along with the
post.... sorry.
However, tomorrow we (THE NOTD STAFF) will be attending a screening
of The Lord of the Rings. Yes, the greatest movie of the year.
And apparently we have an extra ticket. Since we've been a little
rough on the tranzy kids I've decided to give it to a tranzy student.
Thats right, LORD OF THE RINGS ON THE IMAX, FREE OF CHARGE, you
must contact the smiley BEFORE 1PM Wednsday when we leave for
Souix City, IO. Ah Hem. Yes.
(On a side note Tranzys
basketball record has now improved to 1-6 as EASTERN WEARS DOWN
OUTMANNED TRANSY)
clay (not turner)
Posted by derek
on Tuesday, December 18, 2001 @ 17:41 EST
devil's angel(16:23 PM) :
how's your day been?
Cardiff Giant(16:23 PM) :
okay... day four of being lazy
devil's angel(16:24 PM) :
lucky bastard. i missed my clay final today.
slept through it but all we do is
clean so it's no biggie. i had to write two compositions in spanish
last night.
fun fun
Cardiff Giant(16:24 PM) :
Clay final? Hmm
devil's angel(16:25 PM) :
yeah. kinda pointless if you ask me
Cardiff Giant(16:25 PM) :
So for your "clay" final you cleaned? What
exactly is "clay"
class?
devil's angel(16:25 PM) :
i didn't go to it. it's like ceramics. we
make things out of clay, like bowls,
cups, teapots, ashtrays, etc.
Cardiff Giant(16:27 PM) :
So you don't get a final grade for clay'ing?
devil's angel(16:29 PM) :
i'm gonna go in after school and make it
up if i can. i'm sure he'll let me do
something. and i've been working really hard in there so i don't
think he cares.
it's not a big part of our grade.
Cardiff Giant(16:29 PM) :
Have you ever made a bong in "clay" class?
devil's angel(16:30 PM) :
nah. i know a lot of people who have though
No rockalyzation!
Posted
by derek on Monday, December
17, 2001 @ 19:13 EST
Fresh issue of Maxim arrive today, and the interview is with Sir
Jack Black from Tenacious D. He also says that he wanted Metamucil
to sponsor their tours, and surprisingly, he never mentions KG.
Rift between lovers? Pot shot? He did refer to "we" as in D as
a duo, but never specifically mentioned the Kyle.
Transy Unable To Explain
Shattering Defeats!!
Posted
by smiley on Monday, December
17, 2001 @ 00:07 EST
OK, this will be my last transy related post for a while,
so don't worry avid readers, I'll be back to my usual completely
random posts soon. Anyway, I put up something about pioneers and
basketball last time and I got a comment from an actual Transy
student stating that Transylvania was a "Brain-School" and to
"give them a break." I considered this for a moment but then I
thought about something else. Should Transy be an actual "brain
school", shouldn’t' they be able to out-wit their opponents? I
mean if they're a university above other universities so much
that they are considered to be "smarter" than the normal, why
can't they piece together a strategy for a simple game like basketball?
Are you telling me that these students can write pages upon pages
of well mastered English, so articulate in design that they can't
be distinguished from the most decorated authors, but they can't
differentiate between a 2-3 zone and a 3/4ths zone defense? I
don’t know about the rest of you out there, but I don't buy this
rebuttal one bit. This filibuster on the part of Transy U. is
only their attempt to cover a darker truth: that they're an active
member of a cult. That's right, vampires. I don't know if it occurred
to you readers out there but apparently Transylvania is the EXACT
SAME NAME as the town where Count Dracula was known to live. Legend
has it that the town’s folk rid themselves of this blood-sucking
monster long ago, but there are still some to this day that say
he narrowly escaped and was able to leave town. It's quite obvious
to this NOTD staff member that the Count DID flee the town and
migrated to the United States and set up a "University" to teach
others of his ways. Pioneer is right, pft, they might as well
be called the Transy Vampires. Ladies and gentlemen the facts
are right here before you. Don't turn your eyes away from the
truth.
Simpsons 101
Posted by
derek on Sunday, December
16,
2001 @ 20:18 EST
Now here is an example of a school that's very progressive
and should be setting an example for universities everywhere.
ADRIAN, Michigan (AP)
-- It won't be taught by the Simpsons' evangelical neighbor, Ned
Flanders, but a philosophy class being added to Siena Heights
University's curriculum will be based on the popular animated
TV series.
CNN:
D'oh! University offers 'Simpsons' studies
MANCHESTER SENDS TRANSY
TO FIFTH STRAIGHT LOSS
Posted
by smiley on Wednesday, December
12, 2001 @ 15:36 EST
In an effort to find out Transys mascot I came across that headline
posted on Dec 8th. I see you guys are having some troubles with
the athletics so I have decided to post some fun facts about that
mascot: The Pioneer.
* Pioneer settlement in
Iowa began in 1833.
* Most of the pioneer settlers were born in states to the east
of Iowa.
* Prairie pioneers built their homes from materials around them.
Log homes were built where timber was available. Where timber
was scarce, sod homes were built.
* Pioneer farming required much hard work with few mechanical
tools.
* Iowa became a state in 1846.
Wasn't that fun? Now get
out there and kick some butt!
you are kaput
Posted
by derek on Monday, December
10, 2001 @ 22:01 EST
Hi, I'm Danny Tanner
Posted
by derek on Monday, December
10, 2001 @ 19:57 EST
I just made the biggest ass bowl of easy mac, the thing is
huge.
It has come to my attention that a large number of people have
been secretly watching Full House reruns in the late afternoon
hours. While claiming just to have the TV "on" these individuals
have all been attently watching the Dave Coulier-supported former
ABC sitcom and it's trials and tribulations of everyday fake-life.
Btw, who's going to the
Slaughter concert this weekend...
welcome trannies
Posted
by scott on Monday, December
10, 2001 @ 13:00 EST
*begin edit for content*
*end edit for content*
(basic idea of post) Welcome.
*post edited for
content by: Kenny @ 13:30 12/10/01
Welcome Transy
Posted
by kenny on Monday, December
10, 2001 @ 10:18 EST
Apparenlty a giant ad campaign for NOTD.net is currently sweeping
through the Transylvania U. campus. If it's successful it should
bring tens of new visitors to the sight. This post will serve
as a general "hello and welcome." So hello, both of you. heh.
Yes, ok, it's just funny to see your dorm area--yes I've seen
it, NOTD staff members have been there many times, watching, and
waiting for something of crazy proportions to happen, but it never
does, at least not when we're there--anyway, your dorms, all in
that one little square area, and to think that that is the entire
student body. Hmmm. Well, back to "nothing happening" there. This
is your mission, you choose to accept it. Do crazy things, and
let us know about them. Harass people and film it, then of course
send it to me. Write NOTD.net on various parts of your bodies
and send us pictures. Prove to us that some of you actually stay
up past 11PM on school nights. So once again, hello you "soon
to be cool" people, and go be crazy, and when you're severly punished
for breaking school policy, tell them NOTD sent you.
Thank you Mr. MTV
Posted
by kenny on Sunday, December
9, 2001 @ 09:45 EST
I don't know who's doing the Sunday morning programming at
MTV currently, but all I have to say is THANK YOU. For the past
half hour I've seen nothing but No Doubt videos. I like No Doubt,
they're pretty good, but the main reason I'm enjoying this is
that Gwen Stefani is HOTT. So thank you MTV for making my Sunday
a lot better.
Excuse me, Sir?
Posted
by kenny on Sunday, December
9, 2001 @ 05:02 EST
I
think you dropped this.
Tolkien: The Mastermind
Posted
by smiley on Friday, December
7, 2001 @ 04:15 EST
Can someone please tell me why The Lord of the Rings isn't
out RIGHT NOW?? I want to see it. Heres a quote from Rotten
Tomatoes:
"There are moments in The Fellowship of the Ring that I have only
seen in my most winsome and wildest fantasies."
-- Walter Chaw, FILM FREAK CENTRAL
Oh, need more? Heres ya go:
"Thrilling -- a great picture, a triumphant picture, a joyfully
conceived work of cinema."
-- Lisa Schwarzbaum, ENTERTAINMENT WEEKLY
Do you see who that is from? Entertainment "We hate everything
because everyone sucks but us" Weekly. I mean, my goodness, how
good is this movie? I'm currently reading the book (Just b/c I
want to see how it plays up to the movie) and I've read *maybe*
1/8th of it. Needless to say if I didn't have other things to
be doing (Work, stupid finals) I'd be stuck in that book. Its
amazing. Really.
And on another note, NOTD will be appearing to see Oceans 11 friday
night in Louisville. I read the reviews on that and apparently
its pretty decent as well.
On a side note, just where were these awesome movies this summer?
I wasited a lot of time and money seeing some really bad movies.
(JP3, Pearl Harbor, Tomb Raider) Can't we spread out the really
awesome moives over the course of an entire year? That'd make
things go much smoother.
And one more thing before I stop the movie talk; Lucas, this is
directed right at you, buddy. DO NOT SCREW UP ON Episode 2. You
narrowly escaped being destoried for EP1 (You can thank Darth
Maul for that). Speaking of Maul, why'd ya have to go and kill
him off? Alls I know is he'd better be the first in line to get
"Cloned". You have been warned.
ode to kenneth
Posted
by scott on Thursday, December
6, 2001 @ 03:22 EST
have i mentioned recently how cool kenny is? damn he's cool.
i mean REALLY. he's like.. the epitome of awesomeness, dude. for
sure.
Big
Posted
by derek on Wednesday, December
5, 2001 @ 01:34 EST
http://lightning.prohosting.com/~receipts/
Amazring®(kenny)
Posted
by derek on Tuesday, December
4, 2001 @ 20:48 EST
mrduffy2002 (7:41:01 PM): HELLO!!!!!!!!!!!
JeffEvil2 (7:41:13 PM): hiznowdy
mrduffy2002 (7:41:18 PM): HOW ARE YOU!??!??!!?!?!
JeffEvil2 (7:41:32 PM): as well as can be expected
mrduffy2002 (7:41:36 PM): AMAZRING!!
JeffEvil2 (7:41:49 PM): THE AMAZING XCAM
mrduffy2002 (7:41:59 PM): THE AMAZING RANDO!
JeffEvil2 (7:42:18 PM): THE AMAZING SPIDERMAN
mrduffy2002 (7:42:49 PM): THE AMAZING COLOSSAL MAN!
JeffEvil2 (7:43:08 PM): THE AMAZING SEGWAY
mrduffy2002 (7:43:51 PM): THE AMAZING INTEL EASY PC CAM
JeffEvil2 (7:44:51 PM): THE AMAZING NEW TASTE OF DIET PEPSI TWIST
mrduffy2002 (7:45:32 PM): THE AMAZING UNFORTUNATELY THE FIRST
EXPERIENCE I HAD WITH PEPSI TWIST WAS DIET PEPSI TWIST, THEREFORE
IT TASTED LIKE REGULAR PEPSI, NO TWIST INVOLVED.
JeffEvil2 (7:46:12 PM): AMAZIN' FRUIT (REMEMBER THOSE?)
mrduffy2002 (7:46:19 PM): What were those?
JeffEvil2 (7:46:36 PM): remember they were like gummy bears or
something
JeffEvil2 (7:46:41 PM): they danced on the commercials
mrduffy2002 (7:46:55 PM): Ohhhh yeah
mrduffy2002 (7:46:56 PM): I think so
Ummm...
Posted
by kenny on Sunday, December
2, 2001 @ 05:23 EST
What
the CRAP???
shakira
Posted
by scott on Sunday, December
2, 2001 @ 03:19 EST
wow, anyone see that one shakira bitch on SNL? i figured she
was just another one of those blonde "latina" pop singers but...
well, okay, she's just another stupid annoying "latina" pop singer,
but OMG she has some ass shakeabilities. shit was shakin like
a muthafuckin malt. ice cream, not beverage. dude, someone GOTTA
get a vidcap of that shit.. and i mean GOTTA.
Scintilating
Posted
by derek on Saturday, December
1, 2001 @ 02:32 EST
Me and Jess went to see Behind Enemy Lines tonight...and I
was pleasantly impressed. Great cinematography combined with Owen
Wilson's odd sense of acting humor & Gene Hackman's anger made
for a good action flick.
I've come to the conclusion
that my dorm is the ONLY dorm on this damned campus in which the
internet access sucks. Don't ask me why.
