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Sunday, November 5th, 2000: 6:36PM EST -------------------- A day at the races... Kenny >>> ICQ# 32530583

In The Year 2ooo:

I will run out of In The Year 2000 clips from Late Night with Conan O'Brian.

(From: Kenny Fyhr)

Yesterday I did something I've never done before...I went to a horse race, and let me tell you, it was amazing. I mean, I've watched the Kentucky Derby on TV many times, and it looks fun, but to be there in person, track-side, to see the horses thunder past...is like pure adrenaline. And of course when you win money, it's even better. It was the Breeder's Cup..like ten total races, and I bet on about 7 of them. I started out pretty good, on the first three races I won a total of about 25 dollars, then I lost the next one...and took a race off, then made a risky bet on several horses and lost 18 bucks..then I had a few more wins..but nothing good, then on the last race, I lost 6 bucks...I put money on a horse to win, and she came in second...lost by a head...it was a wonderful feeling...probably one of the best ways to lose money if I do say so myself.

 

Thursday, November 2nd, 2000: 7:22PM EST -------------------- Surprise Gifts!... Kenny >>> ICQ# 32530583

In The Year 2000:

Actors Michael Douglas and Catherine Zeta-Jones will become the proud parents of a baby boy. And the baby will become the embaarrased son of a hot actress and a horny old guy.

(From: Late Night with Conan O'Brian)

Well, it's officially one week until my birthday, and the tension is mounting. Even though I know basically what my parents are getting me...mainly because I bought most of it myself and then they're paying me back...I dont' know what Steff is making me, she says it's a surprise and I'm not allowed to know until I get it...which by the way won't be until Thanksgiving break. I don't know what's up with that, seeing as how my birthday is two weeks before thanksgiving, oh well, I suppose I can hold out that long, because supposedly it's supposed to be a really good gift. Well, the fire alarm just went off about 30 minutes ago, and just as we were going outside, it started raining. So we all went into the BSU and waited for the rain to stop, Jeff, Steve, Jody and I played ping-pong while we waited for the rain to stop, and then for a little longer after it finally did. It turns out that some girls on the third floor were cooking and started a grease fire...what were they thinking?!

 

Wednesday, November 1st, 2000: 11:26PM EST -------------------- New Look; New Links (soon)... Kenny >>> ICQ# 32530583

In The Year 2000:

The number '3' will be outlawed, thereby making all omelettes either too large or too small.

(From: Late Night with Conan O'Brian)

So I'm making some changes. I decided that I wanted to add some more links to my page, and I felt that if they were at the top it would clutter the look of the page, so I went for a new look all together. I like the way it's comming along, and I think it will look pretty good when I get it done the way I like it. I used my last In The Year 2000 today, so I'm not sure if I'll have them anymore, but I'll think of something new to fill the space, cause I dont' want it empty. I guess that will be all for this evening, I've got a calculus quiz tomorrow, and I have to wake up around seven, so I'm gonna do some studying and then get to sleep so I can wake up.

 

Monday, October 30th, 2000: 5:21PM EST -------------------- Bottled Laundry... Kenny >>> ICQ# 32530583

In The Year 2000:

Former members of the musical groups Sha Na Na and Bow Wow Wow will unite to form the supergroup, Crap.

(From: Late Night with Conan O'Brian)

This moring I realized something, yesterday I did some laundry, and it cost me $1.50 to wash and dry my clothes and a towel and a pillow case, I guess that's not too bad. However, I'm not sure why I spent this much money. It has come to my attention in the past week that there are now two very useful products on the market that could virtually eliminate my need for a washer and dryer. The first of which is Febreez...this is a wonderful concept...cleans your clothes or any other fabric by just spraying it on and letting it dry, there's even a generic version called "fabric refreshener" that's about half the cost. So now that we've gotten our clothes clean...what about the wrinkles? Well that's this new stuff, you spray it on your clothes...give the fabric a little tug, and let it dry...when it does, the wrinkles are gone! AMAZING!! I'm telling you, it's the perfect clothes cleaning solution for college students. Someone should market these products together, and call it Washing Machine in a Bottle or something like that...I'd buy it.

 

Saturday, October 28th, 2000: 11:56PM EST -------------------- Blair Witch (2(hours of boredom))... Kenny >>> ICQ# 32530583

In The Year 2000:

Singer Meatloaf will become a spokesman for a company that makes meat loaf, Vanilla Ice will become a spokesman for a company that makes vanilla ice, and MC Hammer will be arrested for stealing a bike.

(From: Late Night with Conan O'Brian)

Last night I went to see Blair Witch 2: Book of Shadows, if can offer you all one small piece of advice it would be, DO NOT WASTE YOUR MONEY. With all of my amazing and wonderful Louisville connections I was able to see the movie for free, therefore, all I lost was about 2 hours of my life, which includes the ride to the theater, and back. The rest of you would be losing the same 2 hours, but also 7 or 8 bucks--which translates to three weeks cash allowence for the average college student. The plot was awful, and it had many major holes in it...and the moive was not scary...at all, the only time I closed my eyes during the whole thing was when the shot went from a dark room to a bright white hospital room, and that's just because it hurt my eyes. The moive itself is less a sequel than it is a moive about the first Blair Witch, it's annother "documentary" about some people that saw the first movie, that made it kind of dumb to begin with, then they go camping, and get high, and when they wake up the next morning, everything is trashed, and they can't remember what they did for a five hour period of the night, which they never suspect had anything to do with the fact that they were high...hmm...oh well, if you're really bored, and have money to waste, or can get in for free...you can see this movie if you really want to...however, if you don't have the money to spend, or are really wanting to be impressed or scared...you might just want to skip it and wait til you can rent it...or even better, wait for it to be on TV, then it's totally free.

 

Thursday, October 26th, 2000: 8:56PM EST --------------------life is backwards... Kenny >>> ICQ# 32530583

In The Year 2000:

On Christmas morning, Santa Claus will receive a rude shock when he returns home to find Mrs. Claus pleasuring herself on the North Pole.

(From: Late Night with Conan O'Brian)

Today, some wise words from George Carlin.

The most unfair thing about life is the way it ends. I mean, life is tough. It takes up a lot of your time. What do you get at the end of it? A death. What's that, a bonus? I think the life cycle is all backwards. You should die first, get it out of the way. Then you live in an old age home. You get kicked out when you're too young, you get a gold watch and you go to work. You work forty years until you're young enough to enjoy your retirement. You do drugs, alcohol, you party, you get ready for high school. You go to grade school, you become a kid, you play, you have no responsibilities. You become a little baby, you go back into the womb, spend your last nine months floating . . . and you finish off as an orgasm.

Insert picture of Mrs. Claus pleasuring herself on the North Pole here.

 

Monday, October 16th, 2000: 4:56PM EST -------------------- my book... Kenny >>> ICQ# 32530583

In The Year 2000:

Winona Ryder will start acting in porno movies and not have to change her name.

(From: Late Night with Conan O'Brian)

This week is off to a good start, I only had one class today, and it was only 50 minutes, good part about college, when your professor's out of town, they dont' get substitutes it's wonderful, I have no economics classes this week, so on Wednesday I'll only have one class too...no english either. Tomorrow, on the other hand, is still a regular tuesday. All three 70 minute classes in the morning, and then the whole four hour chemistry lab in the afternoon. It's still only a 24 hour day, so it should be over as soon as every other day is over, but it never really seems that way. Last night I started to write a book, well it may end up being a book someday. I'm just writing because I feel like I need to, I'm writing things...things I've done, things I've thought of, things. It may turn out to be something, it may not, we'll see. I bought a shirt today, and it cost me twenty bucks. Don't get me wrong, it is a nice shirt, it's a champion, but can the ordinary college student really afford some of the prices that they charge in the bookstore? I mean some of that stuff if just rediculous! Oh well I guess people do buy it, I mean they have to...dont' they?

 

Wednesday, October 11th, 2000: 10:18PM EST -------------------- short, but long... Kenny >>> ICQ# 32530583

In The Year 2000:

The makers of Certs will lose public confidence when they refuse to admit what Retsin is, except to say that it is 'a byproduct of the porn industry.'

(From: Late Night with Conan O'Brian)

Well, it's wednesday already...it was my first day of classes this week after my 4 day weekend, and it went ok. It was finally my last day of campus culture class, which was rather boring, and all it really accomplished was making me eat lunch faster on Mondays and Wednesdays. Next monday and tuesday my economics professer is out of town, and my english class is cancelled, so I only have one class on each of those days, I'm looking forward to it already. I got my calculus grade today, and it's a D, but that's only like 30% of the final, grade, I have some plans on how I'm going to work to bring that back up, so I think I'll be ok in the end, I hope I can get at least a C. Even though this is a short week, right now it still feels long, I don't think I'll really realize the shortness of it all until friday, but I suppose that's ok. That's all for now, I have to study some calculus.

 

Thursday, October 5th, 2000: 5:37PM EST -------------------- THURSDAY!!... Kenny >>> ICQ# 32530583

In The Year 2000:

The film 'The Matrix II' is released, containing the most amazing special effects to date, including an unbelievable scene where it appears Keanu Reeves can read.

(From: Late Night with Conan O'Brian)

A new month, and a new day. That's right people, it's not tuesday, it's thursday, I had a paper to write tuesday night for english, so I never really had the time to update this, but I'm doing it now. I'm ready for the weekend, it's my fall break, oh yeah, 4 days off, I can't wait, I really can't, it's weird like this time on thursday nights, tomorrow seems so far away, but still this time tomorrow, I'll be in Russellville... kinda weird. I actually started this update last night, but then I had to restart my computer, and then the season premeir of Star Trek Voyager came on and my room mate and I had to watch it, so this got put on hold, then when it was over I had forgotten all about this, and therefore am only now finishing what I started last night; and there you have it.

 



 

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