Tuesday, March 28th, Y2K

20:19

OK, it's still military time, but a bit different scheme of two-tone on the date, I'm just messin around to find out what I like...I kinda like this.

OK, I re-read Sunday's News, and decided that it needs a bit of clarification. At first, I'm sure that you were all astonished that it had been since last millenium since I washed my car, then, after a few moments of deep thought and concentration, I'm sure you realized that last millenium was only a little less than three months ago. Let me assure you, however, that it really has been a long time...TEN (10) months infact! I kid you not...I acutally had to change water halfway through the washing procedure due to the extreme blackness of the water. I just figured that could use a bit of clearing up, and I hoped that this afterthought has helped you all.

Sunday, March 26th, Y2K

22:51

Citizens of the World rejoice!! I washed my car today, for the first time since the last millenium* !!!!!

Hey look, Y2K in two-tone, and military time...amazing isn't it!

*see explanation on January NOTD Zone

Wednesday, March 22nd, 2000

3:36PM

This link is mainly for Matt, but you can all look at it and enjoy if you want to. The A$$.

Tuesday, March 21st, 2000

8:43PM

OK people, I suggest you listen up, cause you're only gonna get this once...well, it could come again, but I doubt it, so just know that you have been warned. Do you all realize that it has been a long time since I updated, well, in case you haven't realized this yet, it has been , the last time was March 6th (see below) anyway, I'm updating again, and maybe, I'll keep updating--that would be nice wouldn't it?! OK anyways, I was recently trying to update my ICQ info, and I was quite shocked to find that I could only type so much, what kind of a rip-off is that? well, I don't know. Then, when I was halfway through with what I actually got to type, I disconnected from the net--even though, mind you, I have a fancy little program thingy that's supposed to keep you from disconnecting, well this one sure as heck doesn't work! So, I'm trying to reconnect, and this is what I get...

Dialing attempt 1 of 10.Dialing...No answer. Dialing attempt 2 of 10. Dialing... Dialing attempt 3 of 10. Dialing... No answer. Unable to establish a connection. Dialing attempt 1 of 10. Dialing... Dialing attempt1 of 10. Dialing...No answer. Dialing attempt 2 of 10. Dialing... Dialing attempt 3 of 10. Dialing...No answer. Unable to establish a connection. Dialing attempt 1 of 10. Dialing... Dialing attempt 1 of 10. Dialing...No answer.Unable to establish a connection. Dialing attempt 1 of 10. Dialing...

I swear to you all...I copied it and pasted it, just to show you all the insanity that I was having to put up with just trying to connect to the internet...what is this world coming to? I know you're asking yourself the same question, so I have compiled a list of possible answers:

ANSWER: 1.

This World is coming to Wisconson, be prepared.

ANSWER: 2.

The World is coming to a point that the higher powers of the world are uniting against me.

ANSWER: 3.

The world as we know it is not real, it is....THE MATRIX, and this; this my friends, is only a glitch.

ANSWER: 4.

It's the end of the world as we know it, and I feel fine.

So there you have it people, my top four answers for the ever-popular question "What is the world coming to?" Thank you for you time, and goodnight, or good morning, what time is it there anyways?

Monday, March 6th, 2000

4:08PM

OK, so I'm starting this month just a little bit late, but better late then never I suppose! I am happy to announce that my good friend and calculus buddy Jessica now has all kinds of fancy internet capibilities at her humble abode..bravo Jessica!! hmm...and to avoid any confusion, that's the Jessica who lives in Logan County, not the one in Russell County. OK..that's fantastic. Today has been really really really great!!.. It started of well, with of course drafting, followed by a nice group work session in calclus, and lunch, which was school pizza, then...ok, get ready...then I had papa johns pizza with lindsey and michelle, and no one really knew about it except us, then.. James saw us eating outside, and when 3rd block was over, he told my class, and michelle and lindsey's class...lol..oh well...no harm done, just isn't a secret any more...well, band wasn't terrible...so that's good..then I went to the bank and got a bit of cash--always a good thing--then I came home and did this!! so as you can see, it was lots of fun!! maybe tomorrow will be just as exciting!!!